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[fools_game]

Okay, look.  I know everybody is excited about the Js cohabiting and all, but we need to be realistic about this.  Jared and Jensen aren't fucking.

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[lemmealone]

I'm pretty sure they're not fucking in the kitchen, braced against the counter while they wait for the coffee to percolate on sleepy dark work mornings.

[fools_game]

You are SO RIGHT. They never do that.

[annella]

They DEFINITELY don't fuck on the couch, getting distracted from the movie on the tv because they can't stop making out and then they have frantic sex while John McClane blows shit up in the background.

[fools_game]

Absolutely not. They would never.

[annella]

Nor do they have slow, heated sex in the backyard, hidden from the view of the neighbours by a screen of trees. The grass is itchy on Jensen's ass but he doesn't care because Jared is riding him so fucking good, the sun glistening on his sleek muscles and his hair blowing in the breeze.

[fools_game]

And never on the back porch on the lumpy old couch where Jensen thinks Jared doesn't know he smokes sometimes, Jensen riding Jared slow and easy while the springs dig into his ass.

[anonymous]

And they certainly aren't fucking in the backseat of the impala between late night takes when nobody is around. Jensen definitely doesnt grip the front seat with white knuckles while Jareds pushing into him hard and fast so they can both get their fix before anyone shows up and catches them. And Jared for sure doesn't mutter hot and filthy expletives into Jensens ear to make him lose it and cum all over the leather in front of him. Nope, definitely not.

- Smart-AlecX5

[smart_alecx5]

That was me. Forgot to sign in xD

[fools_game]

As if they would. As if Jensen would ever sit in the front seat and grope Jared to make him choke and forget his lines while the cameras are rolling.

[smart_alecx5]

As if. That's all just overactive imaginations running wild without any proof. *nodnod*

[minniemax]

ROFLMAO! Good one, this.

[fools_game]

I like your icon. Is it stealable?

[minniemax]

Sure (especially considering I have no idea where I got it from *g*)

[ejtheviking]

They never, ever experiment with the ties they were made to wear for a network party. Jensen all helpless as Jared teases him with light kisses up and down his chest. sucking in one nipple after the other, toturously slow, refusing to touch anywhere below Jensen's hipbones as he writhes on the bed seeking contact.

Nope, never

[fools_game]

That's crazy talk. They wouldn't do that.