Comments | foolishwren: 013. Video

foolishwren

013. Video

Jul 23, 2010 17:11

[OOC: SUP GUYS this is backdated to the day after Heather and Liquid decided that booze was the answer to their problems. ... Which means... this is awhile ago. SORRY I AM A HORRIBLE CONTINUITY-KILLING PERSON. The end results of this post will more or less explain why Heather's been quiet for awhile in the meantime. Sorry sorry sorry! Also I ( Read more... )

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[actionnnn] philanthrotaku July 23 2010, 21:14:08 UTC

This is all your fault.

[Just gonna be lying facedown and half-conscious here.]

[actionnnn] foolishwren July 23 2010, 21:17:48 UTC

[Heather snarls incoherently in reply, her head in her hands. Then she uses one of the hands to pick up a dirt clot and huck it in Otacon's general direction. It exploded into a happy little poof of dust about ten feet away from him.]

Shut. Uuuuup.

[action] philanthrotaku July 23 2010, 21:18:51 UTC

No. This is all your fault and I swear to god I'm letting Kotai bite Liquid next time I see him.

[action] foolishwren July 23 2010, 21:21:36 UTC

I will punch you with my headache.

And him.

Both of you.

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[video] bakaitoukid July 23 2010, 21:17:49 UTC

...

Aspirin?

[video] foolishwren July 23 2010, 21:22:45 UTC

Stop smiling. Your smiling is making it worse. Fuck.

Do they even have aspirin here

[video] bakaitoukid July 23 2010, 21:26:11 UTC

How is my smiling making it worse? Plus, I'm Smilie, I was born to smile.

Might as well check the market, right?

[video] foolishwren July 23 2010, 21:28:45 UTC

[Heather's face scrunches up as her extreme curmudgeonliness attempts to do battle with Kaito's infallible logic. .... In the end, the grumpy hangover wins out and she covers her eyes, grimacing.]

No. Not anymore. Your new name is Frowny. So start frowning. Hnnngghhh where is the Pokemart.

Never mind I can't move.

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[voice] 2beamasonator July 23 2010, 23:35:31 UTC

You really should watch your language. Kids can get this too you know.

[seriously Heather, think of the kids!]

[1/3] [video] foolishwren July 23 2010, 23:40:08 UTC

[Oh what the fuck is this now. Some stuffy old guy trying to tell her what to say and what not to say? They're just words, kids can handle them. She'll show this guy.]

Kids can go fuckin' jump of a cliff for all I c--

[2/3] foolishwren July 23 2010, 23:40:57 UTC

..............................................................................................

[.... That voice. ... That voice.]

foolishwren July 23 2010, 23:41:17 UTC

.............................. what?

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usedsuitup July 24 2010, 00:24:56 UTC

Where did you get the booze?

[This is said more desperately than he intended but it's been long enough and if Heather's hungover then that means that alcohol exists here and he needs it.]

foolishwren July 24 2010, 00:33:20 UTC

From a guy with a garbage bag, no shirt, and balls of steel.

You don't want any of it.

[She's pretty sure he couldn't handle this stuff. This is partially because he came off as a bit of a wuss and partially because Heather is a jerk and tends to just assume she's manlier than everybody. Especially right now. She's pretty sure if anybody else was experiencing this level of pain, they would die.]

usedsuitup July 24 2010, 00:57:00 UTC

I have gone several days with alcohol and the sudden cold turkey is messing me up. I don't care if it's some hobo's homemade brew, I need alcohol, dammit!

[Wuss he may be, but right now the need for alcohol is overcoming pretty much everything]

foolishwren July 24 2010, 01:07:56 UTC

Then ask Liquid Snake for some of his moonshine and don't whine to me if it melts your insides and gives you lead poisoning.

[Last night, she'd have been all 'ffff NOT SHARIN', but hangovers made her vindictive and bloodthirsty. And regretful.]

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[ video ] restardom July 24 2010, 02:19:51 UTC

... I love you too.

[ video ] foolishwren July 24 2010, 02:23:08 UTC

[Rise, may you always stay classier than the bedraggled blond thing on the screen who is currently resting the bottom of the 'Gear against her forehead, therefore giving the screen no more than a view of the sky with half of it obscured by a crazy tangle of yellow-white hair.]

Rise, never drink. Drinking is bad for you. Learn from my fuck-up.

[ video ] restardom July 24 2010, 02:25:23 UTC

[ Rise blinks. And then tilts her head, as if trying to figure out whether that thing is her friend or a formerly-intoxicated Cousin It. She is also not going to mention that she is the girl who once got drunk off of SODA. ]

... I'll bring you some aspirin.

[ video ] foolishwren July 24 2010, 02:37:47 UTC

[This is a good idea. Because if she did mention it, Heather might have been a little too miserable to comment right now, but she would remember and the teasing would never end, because that was what good friends did. <3]

Alcohol is evil and wants you to suffer. If it had arms, it would strangle y-- oh. ... Yeah, thanks. ... If you can find me.

... I'm not actually sure where we are.

[Apart from the fact that there were trees, and poor Otacon was passed out a few feet away.]

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