May 23, 2011 00:36
godzilla eats what he wants dammit,
*shelly,
*miles edgeworth,
godzilla,
a winner is me,
slowbro,
@james,
so ronery,
silent hill survivors club,
*shinji,
*otacon,
fucking fuckity fuck,
*aoko,
*ken ichijouji,
*ryner,
*takeru,
goldenrod city,
*jack,
what is this i don't even,
fear for the flesh,
*harry,
*rise,
*marco,
just a flesh wound,
*stitch,
unecessary levels of anger,
ttotodile,
*ironhide,
image attached,
action,
*santa,
calm before the storm,
pinky,
does heather have to slap a ho,
ic,
cabin fever,
rainy day,
anger management issues,
*estelle,
*ur,
i've got a bad feeling about this,
video,
event post,
*hikari,
*oshitari,
don't do this at home,
your pain is hilarious,
james needs someone to hold his hand,
*nanao,
*kaito
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Oh hi there sad Heather.
Hi sad Heather that just got attacked by her Pokemon what.]
Heather! [Aoko will run over to try and help you now.]
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[But needless to say, James is the LAST person on her mind at the moment.]
FUCKING GODDAMN MEALY-MOUTHED WHOREMONGLER!
[There's blood. There's a LOT of blood. Aoko might wind up with some of it splashed on her.]
[Heather is all but SNARLING in pain and anger alike at the blue reptile hanging off of her arm.]
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Hoppip, use Sleep Powder, and make sure not to get any of it on Heather!!!!
[With careful aiming, the powder drifts over toward Zilla, avoiding Heather. Aoko doesn't mind the blood, and instead takes off her jacket to wrap around Heather'a arm.]
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[As for Sleep Powder... well, it's pretty hard to aim a blast of spores at something without also hitting the thing it's attached to-- but Heather sees the glittery green powder and yanks the side of her hood over her mouth and nose, swinging the doggedly-clinging Totodile into the oncoming cloud.]
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Heather--?!
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[Channel your inner nerd and try to remember what Steve Irwin did when crocodiles attacked him or something!]
Get OFF me, you sunnovabitch crap-guzzling SHITLIZARD!!
[Buckling at the knees, Heather's staggered away from her seat at this point, the Totodile hanging determinedly off of her elbow.]
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[BECAUSE IF THIS DOESN'T WORK HE'S ALL OUT OF IDEAS]
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[YOU FAIL.]
[Heather's currently slamming the Totodile against the floor (and getting blood on the carpet oh god the staff are gonna kill her) and trying to dislodge the teeth with her free hand. It's... not really happenin'.]
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[S-sorry, Hikari. Heather's not in the most reasonable of moods right now-- and right about then, someone steps on the 'Gear, shutting off the connection-- more replies will likely come a little later, once Heather's not... bleeding everywhere.]
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Hey, uh-- ... sorry for snapping.
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[There's a whole lot of creative (and painful-sounding) cursing going on and more than once, the Totodile flashes in front of the screen as he's swung wildly around in an attempt to dislodge him from the arm he's ferociously clinging to.]
[This is why only Steve Irwin had the balls to make a TV show about hugging crocodiles. STUFF LIKE THIS HAPPENS.]
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Calm down! Quit thrashing and get it in its container!
[Who knows if it'll help or not.]
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[That doesn't make her sound any less mad when she hollers in the 'Gear's general direction.]
Jesus CHRIST, I'm trying!!
[OW OW OW OW his mouth is probably cleaner than a double-head's, but the teeth are three times as sharp AUGH.]
[Teeth gritted, she fumbles for the PokeBall she usually keeps Godzilla in with slippery fingers.]
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[Oh God oh God he was pretty sure human arms couldn't be re-attached simply as his used to be!]
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[Unfortunately, he won't be getting a reply until some time later-- and the first thing he'll see are the white sterile walls of the Pokemon Center. ... And a still slightly-bloody Heather.]
Uhm....
[SORRY I FREAKED YOU OUT BY BEING ATTACKED BY MY OWN POKEMON.]
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