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[foolishdog]

After hearing about the result of the latest Brando family "bonding," Iggy seems a bit...off. Heading out the dog door, he sits in front of the house and starts howling at the full moon...VERY LOUDLY. Signs do not point to him stopping anytime soon. Good luck sleeping anytime soon. Turns out, there really is a full moon tonight.

WHAT THE HELL IS

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[gangstazombie]

Part 'a that "coming back from the dead" thing might be me.

But seriously dog, shut the fuck up before I rip your little head off!

[foolishdog]

!! AW, SHIT! NOW THERE'S ZOMBIES! SCREW OFF!

*Might want to look out. Incoming sand/dust wall.*

[gangstazombie]

What the fuuuuuuck, huh!!

*hit by sand wall, goes into inviso-mode*

I'm gonna eat your brains!!!

[foolishdog]

*can't see him, but knows he's there*

Like hell you will! Try it and I will make you a HUMAN SANDBAG!

[datte_eija]

*cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough cough* Damn pests!

*watch out, Iggy, there's someone shooting at you with a high-caliber shotgun!*

[foolishdog]

*was so distracted by the zombie attack, he was almost hit, but manages to duck behind a tree*

HEY! Who are you and what's your problem!? Dogs are not game, you bastard!

[snail_carpet]

I thought you'd been here long enough not to even notice the weirdness that happens here.

How about for an extra pinch of freakish I make it rain goddamn frogs? Or fish?

[foolishdog]

It's not the weirdness of the place, it's the FREAKING PEOPLE!

Sure! While you're at it, why don't we invite the Red Queen to come play cricket with us? Can you make it rain steamrollers over Dio's mansion?

[snail_carpet]

Steamrollers aren't a form of precipi...partici...rain

[foolishdog]

They should be, damnit. What about HAIL the size of STEAMROLLERS?

[icy_horus]

You had best keep quiet...

[foolishdog]

I'll be AS LOUD AS I PLEASE! If you don't want to be the main course for everyone's Thanksgiving dinner, I highly suggest you go away.

[tricksycrackers]

GOD I KNOW RIGHT? I JUST ARRIVED YESTERDAY AND I ALREADY LOVE THIS PLACE!

[foolishdog]

You would! You fought the ultimate lifeform and sent it into space, then you fought Dio! That's like an infinite get out of jail free card, only for insanity!

[tricksycrackers]

YEAH I'M THAT AWESOME.

...WAIT, I FOUGHT DIO?

[foolishdog]

When you get older, you do. Jotaro was the one who finally killed him, but we would've been pretty screwed without you.

Is it at all possible to be awesome enough to speak without shouting at all the time?