I thought I was going to die...

[foolishdog]

Oh God, I'm never drinking unmarked booze again! I got a real bad case of alcohol poisoning. I was sick as...well...a dog. Nothing like being sick and having no idea where you are for long periods of time.

Hermes, I'm gonna take a rain check on that drinking contest for a while. Anyway, what kind of insanity's been going on lately?

Comments

[voyeurmudfish]

...A talking dog!

[foolishdog]

*over this reaction*

...A talking mudskipper!

[voyeurmudfish]

Are you stupid or something?! I'm a person!

[foolishdog]

No, I know people when I see them. You must be some type of weird species no one's identified yet.

You might be the missing link, even.

[artz_fabelhaft]

...Are you sure you should be drinking alcohol, sugar? I mean, as a dog and all...

[foolishdog]

Haven't had a problem before, and I'm not dumb enough to drink too much. Unless it's a challenge... I just need to stay away from unmarked moonshine crap.

Besides, I'm sure a dog's liver can handle it just as well as a human's. I mean you see chimps smoke in the circus, right? Can't be much different.

[artz_fabelhaft]

Still... be careful, sugar. If you ever need someone to take you to the vet, come find me.

[foolishdog]

Thanks, I'll do that next time instead of wandering in a daze and ending up behind some restaurant.

[papyroph0bia]

...What do dogs fear?

[foolishdog]

I don't know. What do little boys fear?

[papyroph0bia]

A lot of the men in this town...

[foolishdog]

...We share a common fear it seems.

[manliest_trap]

Damn, that must suck, dog. I kind of feel sorry for you. The couple times I tried drugs it was like that, so now I steer clear of that kind of stuff.

...Still I would have thought you'd've been able to hold your alcohol better. I'm surprised.

[foolishdog]

Eh, I'll be alright. I'm sure your trip outs were a lot worse. Upheaving beats getting high, thinking you can fly ending up jumping off a building.

For the record, I can hold normal alcohol just fine. What I swiped was something akin to lighter fluid. Smelled like it too.

[un_earth]

Hah, watch it with that stuff. You're developing the same problem as my father.

Good to see you're not dead, though.

[foolishdog]

Ah no worries, I'll never be able to reach the level of lushery Dio's gotten to. He's really hilarious and scary when drunk, it's a hard combo to pull off. =P

Nice to know you care, though.