You're banjaxed, you're screwed, black death is coming for you!

Jun 08, 2011 21:05

I got the new Alestorm CD Back Through Time. Which comes with, as usual, a totally bad ass cover of the beloved Captain Morgan, killing Vikings (cause it's fucking awesome, Vikings and Pirates duking it out? FYEAH.) It also taught me a new word, banjaxed, which is basically "you're fucked" but more awesome sounding. I am promptly adding it to my ( Read more... )

pirates, fandom: naruto, music, drabbles, win!, fanfiction

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queroli June 8 2011, 13:25:22 UTC
ALL OF IT. I WANT ALL OF IT.
Everything sounds so amazing I don't even know. Jack Sparrow Naruto, ahaha. xD

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They say Captain Naruto Uzumaki... fonsetorigo June 8 2011, 16:16:43 UTC
The drunkeds laughed that when Cpt. Naruto Uzumaki was born, they said the rum flowed freely in Tortuga and the wenches were extra pretty, just for that day ( ... )

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celticoak June 8 2011, 16:08:25 UTC
*cackles*

Love to see plot!bunnies running around rampant!! 8DD Gotta love the whole pirate perspective.

Prompt: Davy Jones/Pein and Konan/Calypso. *sparkles at you*

Also, I call for some obligatory Naruto and Hinata!Mermaid. Yaaaay! x3

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What always should have been mine. 1/3 fonsetorigo June 8 2011, 17:33:53 UTC
notes: THIS IS WEIRD. homg, I don't know what happened but this literally exploded on me like a firecracker. The parts are connected, but not in the same style. I tried to combine them as best I could. As well as how Pein learns how Konan/Calypso was bound. ALSO IGNORE TYPOS, it is 3:30am, and well, everything gets a little fucked around then ( ... )

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What always should have been mine. 2/3 fonsetorigo June 8 2011, 17:34:35 UTC
"What do you mean 'bound'?"

She sighed again, bone shaking and deep, the ocean seemed to rustle unsettled outside from her. "I am bound to human form... they found out the secret and that was how I am now. The reason why I could not save your own body. I am bound. I... need you to change me back, and I will show you the truth of your heart."

He nodded, mind numb. Unable to process the hand that was in front of his face, how cold and foreign it felt. But as best as he could, raised it to her face.

"How, how can I change you back?"

"The words that were spoken to me, were as though from a lover. Later, if you can...."

He stared at her, contemplating. As if to a lover? There was so much to take in. But nodded, yes he would free her.

"What happened to me?"

"Your original body is dead... so I... did what I had to, what I could to keep you alive. I have... changed you, to keep you alive." She repeated, insisting like she was trying to atone. "All that remains of your original body is your heart..." She reached over him, taking a ( ... )

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What always should have been mine. 3/3 fonsetorigo June 8 2011, 17:39:03 UTC
(Ten Years Later ( ... )

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crownedinflames June 9 2011, 05:59:08 UTC
oh my god these are so good i wish i could write like you!

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fonsetorigo June 9 2011, 07:39:14 UTC
B'aw, is no so hard you just have to try.

Would you like anything written~?

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crownedinflames June 9 2011, 08:29:02 UTC
I have trouble writing long things because I get distracted.. Reading is fine though, I'm not sure why.

Hmm my memory of POTC is really rusty! Umm.. How about a jail break? Sorry, not very specific.. You don't have to do it if you're busy or something!

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Short Drop and a Sudden Stop. fonsetorigo June 9 2011, 09:14:19 UTC
"Well good going dead last, we're here. In Port Konoha. Apart from this whole 'being stuck in the jail sentenced to death in the morning', it's full proof." Sasuke drawled ( ... )

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