♩I am good at hiatuses.

[fomicrymeariver]

[ITP: Jade is a creepy porcelain doll that has magically shown up somewhere inconvenient.]

[His eyes may or may not be following you, and you better bet the thing moves when you're not looking.]

((HELLO, I am still dead but I want in on trolling antics. Open to everyone at any point, I will just be super slow with tagging. You can also use

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[butterflybuldge]

[... you old bastard.]

[butterflybuldge]

[picks it up and sets it off and away from the books he's reading]

I know you love me, but not right now.

[butterflybuldge]

[... turns it so it's facing away from him, too.]

[fomicrymeariver]

[are you reading?]

[good]

[because the head has now rotated 180 degrees to look blankly at you]

[butterflybuldge]

[..................................]

Very well. You may admire me, if you must.

[fomicrymeariver]

[head nods limply and tilts to the side]

[mouth creaks open and. . . stays that way]

[butterflybuldge]

[you are a bastard even in doll form.]

[fomicrymeariver]

[8D]

[also, glasses are totally glinting]

[butterflybuldge]

I bet you're going to breathe fire or something terrible, aren't you. Right when I least expect it.

[fomicrymeariver]

[mouth closes slowly and glasses frost over]

[butterflybuldge]

[... ANYWAYS what page was I on]

[fomicrymeariver]

[words on page have been rearranged.]

Have you eaten your apple today?

[butterflybuldge]

[...]

[fomicrymeariver]

Remember, an apple a day keeps the doctor away...

[butterflybuldge]

Even when I eat them, you still try to stick things in me. ♥ And bananas are just as good for you.