[五] HEY DOODS THIS IS BACKDATED A DAY

[followvoices]

[A voice post! Except something seems to be...well, wrong in the background. Specifically, a cat sounds very annoyed in the background. River meanwhile is sounding very serious and very clinical.]

We have successfully reestablished desired equilibrium in the subject.

[RRRRROOoooooOOOWWWW! River shushes the cat.]

I told you it was possible - [

Comments

[verily_ergo]

W-what on earth are you doing to that poor cat?

[followvoices]

[here have the cat in LOUDER CLOSER AND BETTER SOUND.]

NYOW!

[piskiestix]

That happens when a cat goes into heat.

[followvoices]

Don't have the proper tools to fix her.

And she doesn't like the idea.

[piskiestix]

I wouldn't like the idea either if I were a cat.

[followvoices]

I wouldn't like it if I were anything.

[Harry has returned to River's room, but she's stalking about and seeming agitated. Have more meowing.]

But last time it was her fault. It was my fault.

[dividend]

Desired... equilibrium? River, what are you doing?

[followvoices]

[Why do you sound so upset?]

Those are good things.

[dividend]

I was just wondering if things were okay.

[followvoices]

They are now. They're in balance.

[Don't worry, Phoenix...bro? Phoenixdad? Something.]

[voice]

[stopblamingme]

'Equilibrium'?

[followvoices]

For a person.

[not sure what she should tell you, but she'll give you the simple version.]

He's alright again.

[followvoices]

I told you.

[just pointin that out.]