I solemnly swear I am up to no good

[envoyoftheeast]

[Here is a sign. Much like the Welcome sign, it is also Enchanted to appear visible at long distances and to glow neon at night. The sign reads:

ATTENTION RUSSEL TRINGHAM. WE HAVE YOUR BROTHER.

YOU MAY LOCATE HIM IN ROOM 302 1/2 AT THE SCIENTIFIC ANOMALY INN.

To all Edwards, this sign reads.

THIS SIGN IS MAGICALLY ENCHANTED FOR THE BENEFIT OF

Comments

[fletcherpuff]

This is a great idea, Ling! Thank you so much!

[envoyoftheeast]

No worries, yeah? We'll find your brother! That apartment can only be found with magic, after all, so the one that does will have to be your Russel.

[fletcherpuff]

Mm, that's good! ...I hope the sign doesn't make any other Russels worry, though.

[envoyoftheeast]

Ahhh... [Didn't think of that OOPS]

Perhaps once they realize their Fletcher is not missing, they will be fine?

[tsukiyabure]

...magically enchanted? The fuck?

[envoyoftheeast]

That would be what it says!

[tsukiyabure]

How's that work, exactly, and just who the hell is a midget so small he can't even see a sign like that and it has to be enchanted so he can read it from his super-short vantage point?!

[envoyoftheeast]

With magic one would assume. Don't be daft, Ed.

I don't believe I named any names.

[ambergoldeyes]

WHO'RE YOU CALLIN' A SUPER MIDGET THAT MAKES YOU WANNA STEP ON HIM?!?!?!

[envoyoftheeast]

Hm? What was that? I didn't hear you up here.

I HAVE THOUGHT OF A RESPONSE.

[ambergoldeyes]

*PUNCHES*