Yeah I'm still here WHATEVER

[upyourscolonel]

Hmm hmm hmm.

[HERE WE FIND ED. AN ED. CONSTRUCTING AN ARMY OF TINY SNOW ALPHONSES OUTSIDE OF GREED'S (minionsget)'s JOINT. Half for kicks, and half to just annoy Greed because that's how Ed rolls

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HAVE A VERY CONFUSED AL

[can_i_keep_it]

Nii...san....?

OH SHI-

[upyourscolonel]

Oh.

Ah. Another one.

WHY BROTHER, WHY?

[can_i_keep_it]

N-no, I think we've met....

But why are you making--- *points*

BECAUSE i dunno

[upyourscolonel]

Uh. Maybe? I don't know. I've met like two million of you.

Because I'm very. VERY bored.

[withoutaspark]

[ Takes one brief glance at what Ed just built. Blinks. Squints, raises an eyebrow, and looks again. ]

That's...a creative use of your time here, Fullmetal. [ Rubs the back of his neck and sighs melodramatically, not entirely sure if he should be surprised at this. ]

[upyourscolonel]

Fuck off.

Which one are you.

[withoutaspark]

What a warm greeting. [ Scans the snow army, not looking directly at Ed, but not really ignoring him. ] Does it matter to you?

[upyourscolonel]

Of course it fucking matters, I wouldn't ask otherwise.

[sheng_ji]

......

Classy.

[upyourscolonel]

I THOUGHT SO TOO!

Oh. And.

[minionsget]

[/FAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUNNNNNNCHHHHH]

tee hee

[upyourscolonel]

GAAAAAK

[OW MY BRAINS]

Fonsy is pretty much dead. Just to let you know.

[girlalfons]

*There are no words but to stare in agog SHOCK at that huge dong on top of the building. And the snow-Als.*

MISSION COMPLETE

[upyourscolonel]

Uh.

But the snowmen are awesome, right?

XDDDDDDDDDD TRUE ENOUGH?

[girlalfons]

*She smiles, a bit embarrassed.*

Y-Yes, they are.

Totally.

[upyourscolonel]

I'll uh. Put the building back to normal, then.