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[nearerthesun]

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[bibliospazz]

[sighs and shakes her head] Ed, it's just milk. You'll never grow any bigger if you don't start drinking it.

[bibliospazz]

From getting to know him. I don't know why you're so anti-Russel.

[nearerthesun]

Go ahead and ask him about the impersonation bit. Or how he feels the need to bring up the fact that he's unnaturally tall every time we meet. You'll see.

[bibliospazz]

Impersonation? You mean he pretended to be you? What, for Halloween or something?

[nearerthesun]

...Hallo-what?

[bibliospazz]

Halloween. They don't have it where you're from?

[nearerthesun]

Never heard of it.

[bibliospazz]

It's a holiday where everyone dresses up as something they aren't- I went as Envy one year- and they give out candy.

[nearerthesun]

As Envy? What the fuck?

[bibliospazz]

... I wanted to go as something that was the opposite of myself.

... His clothes didn't suit me very well though. It probably would have looked great on Fonsie or Winry though.

[nearerthesun]

...that sounds really dumb.

[bibliospazz]

It's actually a lot of fun! I bet you'd like the holiday if you got the chance to celebrate it.

[nearerthesun]

Eh, probably not. Free candy sounds good, but the dressing up part would be annoying.

[bibliospazz]

oh. [looks a little disappointed]

But you still haven't answered me... About Russel I mean.

[nearerthesun]

...

He stole my name and title and hoodwinked an entire village into thinking he was me.

[bibliospazz]

[blinks] Ed, someone would have to be blind to believe you and Russel are the same person. Everyone knows your description.