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[nearerthesun]

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[notsomucharmor]

[Snickering, yes]

[nearerthesun]

Seriously, Al. This is even more wrong than regular milk.

[notsomucharmor]

Okay, I'll give you that, but it's still just milk. [Laughing]

[nearerthesun]

But milk is disgusting, Al.

[bibliospazz]

[sighs and shakes her head] Ed, it's just milk. You'll never grow any bigger if you don't start drinking it.

[nearerthesun]

What did you just say?

[bibliospazz]

[looks at him a little nervous. She's fairly certain he's going to shout at her for implying he might be just a tad on the small side]

You need to drink milk. It's good for the development of your bones, Ed.

[nearerthesun]

My bones are plenty strong! And height has nothing to do with drinking milk, it's all genetics!

[not_as_imagined]

And this is what you spend your free time doing.

It's distressing that I am not shocked in the least.

[nearerthesun]

Nobody asked you.

[not_as_imagined]

Thankfully I possess the free will to include myself where I see fit, Fullmetal.

[nearerthesun]

What else do you expect me to spend my free time doing? I've read every book in every library and bookstore in this damn city and haven't found out a single thing about the Philosopher's Stone. I can't exactly leave.

[failed_alchemy]

...that has got to be the single most disgusting thing I have ever seen in my life.

[nearerthesun]

My thoughts exactly.

[failed_alchemy]

Why would anyone--nngh--

*stops...and makes a slight face* Damn it...not again...

[nearerthesun]

Not again? Don't tell me you saw milk in a bag before.