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[stratagemagent]

[He's been pretty quiet since arriving at this Fake Central, but he's finally decided to go out and explore a bit.]

... Huh, well I guess it's not too different. A lot less dogs though. [sounds mildly pleased about that.] 

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[doggy_den]

[looks up at Breda]

[stratagemagent]

[takes involuntary step back] ... I spoke too soon.

[smoking_gunner]

Need rescuing, buddy?

[barking_ninja]

[Sitting on a bench, smoking his pipe and reading the funnies in the newspaper]

Charlie Brown, you dumb shit, why do you always try to kick that football if you know Lucy's going to move it? Jeez, no wonder you get picked on all the time...

[stratagemagent]

[sees man smoking a pipe and reading the newspaper, and for some reason he doesn't understand he cringes very visibly, shuddering at the sight of him]

...weird... [is creeped out]

[barking_ninja]

[picks up what other man said with his sensitive hearing and glances up at him]

Yeah I'm talking to myself, what of it? [grumbles, going back to reading]

[stratagemagent]

[shudders again and takes a step back from him] ... creepy...

[xsniperkittyx]

[This isn't a dog, but here, have a kitty version of Hawkeye. She's just taking a walk.]

[stratagemagent]

Hawkeye? [he's rather taken aback by the ears, and ... is that a tail?]

[xsniperkittyx]

[One ear twitches as she hears her name. She turns, giving him a friendly smile.]

Breda!

[upyourscolonel]

*look down before you run into m-GODDAMMIT BREDA WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING. GOD.*