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[di_spirit_ed]

W-what the hell's all this business about something big happening? Or that everyone's going to die - like that nutjob was saying?

I DON'T WANT TO DIE. I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE.

Alfons still owes me lunch and Winry-chan - I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN MY WINRY NOOOO -

Aghhh guys SOMEONE ENLIGHTEN ME ON THIS. NOA-SAN, YOU HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS, RIGHT?

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[adifferentpride]

If some people have their way, not many will die.

[di_spirit_ed]

YES THANK GOD.

WAIT.

*stares*

You're...a girl me...with tattoos. WHAT.

[adifferentpride]

My name is Pride.

[di_spirit_ed]

E-eh. Um, hi. I'm...uh. Uh. Ed. Nice to meet you, freaky - I mean, Pride.

...

*takes a step back*

[armored_angel]

P-P-Please calm down! I'm sure everything will be okay!

Nobody will die! I'm sure of it!

[di_spirit_ed]

Oh.

Ohmygod.

I'M ALREADY DEAD AND AN ANGEL HAS COME TO GET ME.

Shit.

[armored_angel]

You're not dead! Really!

Why does everyone think that seeing an Angel means you're dead? The Usagi are the ones who take you to Heaven, we don't!

[di_spirit_ed]

NO NO NO NO I AM DEAD YOU'RE THERE AND -

...oh.

OHMYGOD SO IF YOU'RE NOT AN USAGI OR WHATEVER - YOU'RE GOING TO TAKE ME TO HELL?!

[gotothestars]

Everything will be all right! Please calm down!

[di_spirit_ed]

*takes deep breath*

I AM CALM. SEE. CAAAALM.

[gotothestars]

No, you're not...

...........................

Do you need a paper bag or something, in case you hyperventilate?

[di_spirit_ed]

I am not hyperventilating and will not do so in the forseeable future and -

...yes please.

[upyourscolonel]

The nutjob is insane, ignore him.

[di_spirit_ed]

THANKYOU TWIN.

That being said...is it really true? The end of this place is upon us? AGHHH.

[upyourscolonel]

Well. Even if it is, it can be prevented.

[di_spirit_ed]

You sure?

*sigh of relief*

What kind of shit is supposed to go down, anyway?

[nemoubliepas]

I-ich am thinking we will nicht be dying...

[di_spirit_ed]

ARE YOU SURE.

ARE YOU VERY VERY SURE.

[nemoubliepas]

J-ja...

I-ich am sure...

[di_spirit_ed]

How are you sure, guy-who-looks-like-Alfons-but-I'm-not-sure-why?