So...

[derstolz]

Are there any physicists here who are actually worth my time?

Comments

[failsatphysics]

What is that supposed to mean?!

[derstolz]

That I'm yet to meet a physicist in this place who I could bother talking to.
You'd think that as a meeting point of worlds there'd be someone.

[failsatphysics]

In case you've forgotten, I'm a physicist.

[derstolz]

I never said there were none.

[sexieredward]

Of course not. Physics is the science of crackpots.

[derstolz]

Do you believe so, sir?
I would disagree.

[sexieredward]

Whenever you hear about one in the papers he's always doing something crazy like trying to strap wings to his back and fly or build a castle in the middle of the ocean. They're nuts. You should try alchemy if you want a real science.

[derstolz]

That is not what physics is about - I, myself, am researching proper methods of propulsion to create a...machine, or sorts, that would greatly expand our knowledge and abilities.
Alchemy...I would like to say that it is a crackpot science. However I cannot.

[gotothestars]

..........

[derstolz]

...is there a problem?

[steelsoul_al]

*snickering for a good while. Well, at least someone's amused!*

[derstolz]

...amused, Alphonse?~

[steelsoul_al]

You have no idea. *snickering off and on a little more* At least someone has a sense of humor around here.

[derstolz]

It's a good thing to have, I think.

[girlalfons]

I.......I am...............

[derstolz]

...is that so?

[girlalfons]

Y-Y-Yes, sir.

I...

I uh...

*Blushing. Cue lots and lots of blushing.*

I'm in fact studying towards a type of space cruiser, which will take people up and into space, allowing us to colonize other worlds. U-Unfortunately, the gravity engine still doesn't work, and creating false gravity is much harder in practice than in theory...

Th-Though the engines are all my designs, and in the tests I was able to perform, they work perfectly, a-and...

[derstolz]

...fascinating. *frowns*