Prompt 155, Grope, "This is Hell"
Title: This is Hell
Author: gretchen8642
Series: post manga
Rating: pg13
Characters/Pairing: Roy, Riza, others
Word Count: 248
Summary: grumman has a strange idea about what is good for military personelle
Warning: dumb
He’d seen war. He’d seen his best friend die. But this, this was hell.
Roy hid under his desk, away from the twiddling fingers of his coworkers. Grumman and his desire to increase morale, Grumman and his Grope your Superior Officer day...
“Mustang?” Armstrong called sweetly. “Today is a special day for us all!”
Oh god no.
It was only a matter of time before the desk had been lifted, and Roy had had his nipples tweaked. “Good show, Mustang!” Armstrong declared. “Good show!”
Roy frowned. There had to be a way out of here.
Havoc grabbed his butt when he was taking a leak, Fuery had fluffed his hair, Breda had booped his bellybutton... no... no more!
Thankfully Riza had taken pity on him and decided to protect him from further molestations. Though really, he would have preferred her contributions to this awful theme day than anyone else’s. She had her eyes trained for idle hands, ready to take a fondle bullet for him if the need arose.
Few dared to sneak past the Hawkeye defense; those who did felt the swift hand of justice grab their wrists and twist them away from Roy’s lovely body.
It was almost five o’clock- Roy hadn’t been molested in nearly an hour. Did he dare to hope?
She looked at him thoughtfully. “Sir... it is a special day... I’ve always wanted to...”
Roy smiled, he was irresistible after all. “Have at me, Hawkeye.”
She meeped his nose and went home.
Author: gretchen8642
Series: post manga
Rating: pg13
Characters/Pairing: Roy, Riza, others
Word Count: 248
Summary: grumman has a strange idea about what is good for military personelle
Warning: dumb
He’d seen war. He’d seen his best friend die. But this, this was hell.
Roy hid under his desk, away from the twiddling fingers of his coworkers. Grumman and his desire to increase morale, Grumman and his Grope your Superior Officer day...
“Mustang?” Armstrong called sweetly. “Today is a special day for us all!”
Oh god no.
It was only a matter of time before the desk had been lifted, and Roy had had his nipples tweaked. “Good show, Mustang!” Armstrong declared. “Good show!”
Roy frowned. There had to be a way out of here.
Havoc grabbed his butt when he was taking a leak, Fuery had fluffed his hair, Breda had booped his bellybutton... no... no more!
Thankfully Riza had taken pity on him and decided to protect him from further molestations. Though really, he would have preferred her contributions to this awful theme day than anyone else’s. She had her eyes trained for idle hands, ready to take a fondle bullet for him if the need arose.
Few dared to sneak past the Hawkeye defense; those who did felt the swift hand of justice grab their wrists and twist them away from Roy’s lovely body.
It was almost five o’clock- Roy hadn’t been molested in nearly an hour. Did he dare to hope?
She looked at him thoughtfully. “Sir... it is a special day... I’ve always wanted to...”
Roy smiled, he was irresistible after all. “Have at me, Hawkeye.”
She meeped his nose and went home.