Prompt #347 :: Candy :: Chocolate Kisses
Title: Chocolate Kisses
Author:le_confidant
Series: Brotherhood
Word Count: 250
Rating: PG
Characters: Edward Elric, Greeling, Darius & Heinkel
Summary: Greed accidentally provided for tonight’s entertainment.
Warnings: My apologies, I have the sense of humor of a twelve-year old boy. Watch out for Greedling's vulgarities and Ed's potty mouth.
A/N: Another story based on chocolate, well, kind of. XD
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“Opossum-yummy!” Edward’s sarcasm couldn't hide the disgust he felt for tonight's meal.
“Think you can do a better job, boy?” Heinkel chided as he handed the latest catch to Darius.
Edward harrumphed but otherwise remained silent. It wasn't wise to get on Lion King’s bad side.
“Shorty’s right, Opossum tastes like shit.” Greed concurred, winking an eye at Edward when he visibly bristled about his new nickname.
“Just think you're eating something else,” Heinkel retorted.
“Like candy,” Darius added.
“Chocolate kisses would do!”
Edward and the chimeras exchanged annoyed looks; only Ling would come up with something so ridiculous.
“Heh…I would kill for one of those right now.”
Darius was the only one who noticed the switch in their personas; and Greed accidentally provided for tonight’s entertainment. He pointed the bowie knife at Edward, and said, “I bet Ed would kill for one of those too.”
“What-” Edward couldn't believe his ears.
Golden eyes flitted from Greed to Darius to Heinkel and back to Greed.
“I’m not into guys!” Edward snapped, his face flaming red.
Heinkel looked at Darius then at Edward. “Nobody said you were into guys, Ed.”
Darius snickered. “You're a manly man, Ed.”
Greed chuckled, realizing what was happening. “Sorry, kiddo, I only like women,” he almost cackled aloud when he added, “Ling said he might give you one of those later, if you like.”
Edward’s face turned three shades redder.
“Fuck you all!” He hissed when everyone cracked up laughing; a clap followed.
Author:le_confidant
Series: Brotherhood
Word Count: 250
Rating: PG
Characters: Edward Elric, Greeling, Darius & Heinkel
Summary: Greed accidentally provided for tonight’s entertainment.
Warnings: My apologies, I have the sense of humor of a twelve-year old boy. Watch out for Greedling's vulgarities and Ed's potty mouth.
A/N: Another story based on chocolate, well, kind of. XD
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“Opossum-yummy!” Edward’s sarcasm couldn't hide the disgust he felt for tonight's meal.
“Think you can do a better job, boy?” Heinkel chided as he handed the latest catch to Darius.
Edward harrumphed but otherwise remained silent. It wasn't wise to get on Lion King’s bad side.
“Shorty’s right, Opossum tastes like shit.” Greed concurred, winking an eye at Edward when he visibly bristled about his new nickname.
“Just think you're eating something else,” Heinkel retorted.
“Like candy,” Darius added.
“Chocolate kisses would do!”
Edward and the chimeras exchanged annoyed looks; only Ling would come up with something so ridiculous.
“Heh…I would kill for one of those right now.”
Darius was the only one who noticed the switch in their personas; and Greed accidentally provided for tonight’s entertainment. He pointed the bowie knife at Edward, and said, “I bet Ed would kill for one of those too.”
“What-” Edward couldn't believe his ears.
Golden eyes flitted from Greed to Darius to Heinkel and back to Greed.
“I’m not into guys!” Edward snapped, his face flaming red.
Heinkel looked at Darius then at Edward. “Nobody said you were into guys, Ed.”
Darius snickered. “You're a manly man, Ed.”
Greed chuckled, realizing what was happening. “Sorry, kiddo, I only like women,” he almost cackled aloud when he added, “Ling said he might give you one of those later, if you like.”
Edward’s face turned three shades redder.
“Fuck you all!” He hissed when everyone cracked up laughing; a clap followed.