NEW ICON!

Funniest way to start the morning!

WARNING: Lots of swearing... but hilarious

I can't believe I'm walking on the F'ing moon!

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Dear Journal,

Not much to report. Life is moving along forwardly in a smooth manner. Life is good. Living room is different. I am going to brave the cold today and hit the bank, Rogers Video, the post office and the library.

Your buddy who isn't dead,
Mike

Dear Journal,

I may be moving again soon because I thought of an awesome-er username.

But probably not

Your nerdly buddy,
Mike

German Bar Opens First Kindergarten for Men

Women in Hamburg who want to shop without dragging along grumbling male partners can leave them at the nation's first kindergarten for men. This adult daycare center has plenty of amenities to keep the big boys occupied.

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Dear Journal,

Here's a glimpse of what it's like for me, home alone, on my day off.

"Mike man, this movie rules!"
"Totally"

Your lonely friend,
Mike

PS. Just in case you didn't catch that, I talk to myself.

Watch out for the medallion / My diamonds are reckless / Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace

WHEN I MOVE YOU MOVE!

just like that?

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