NOT KOSHER

[flyingteapot]

"This note is to inform you that Electronic Gaming Monthly has ceased publishing with the January 2009 issue. The balance of your paid subscription will be fulfilled with Maxim."

RELEVANT TO MY INTERESTS!!!11eleventyone

exceptnotreally

Comments

[honeymelt]

o___o ... now you'll get hawt wimminz?

[flyingteapot]

Semi-naked hot womminz!

Well, no that's a lie. It was the May issue and like. There wasn't even that much naked.

[akaibara]

Can't you demand a refund for lack of naked?

Dear sirs,

I regret to inform you that your publication has neglected to bring the n00d. Plz to be placing requisite boobies in the accompanying SASE and return accordingly.

[flyingteapot]

I should dammit.

But yes, we actually do have the option of asking for a refund though so that's good! I miiiight take them up on the offer, it's more the terribad articles in Maxim that I don't care for augh?!

[kurai]

Haha, wow, what? :(

[flyingteapot]

I actually think EGM just got picked up by someone else so they might be backs?!

[velshtein]

BLEGH MAXIM. :[

[flyingteapot]

HAVE YOU EVER ACTUALLY READ IT

IT'S

PRETTYBAD

IMO

[velshtein]

I READ ONE COPY IN HIGHSCHOOL. One of my friends was all into pretending that she was totally into reading Maxim with her boyfriend to, I dunno make him like her better or something or some kind of couple's activity or whatever, and I looked through it. Not all that great.

I CAN'T THINK THAT THEY WOULD HAVE IMPROVED MUCH IN FIVE YEARS. XD

[flyingteapot]

THE WRITING IS LIKE WHAT THE SHIT SO JUVENILE TERRIBAD

I didn't read it 5 years ago but I'm pretty sure they haven't at all. DX

[joyeuxnoel]

LAWL. You can see what dominates their demographics.

You like video games = You like hot girls = AM I RITE?

[joyeuxnoel]

And booth babes! And hot pockets!

[flyingteapot]

I was. Actually eating a Hot Pocket when I read this. And I had to... pause. :(

[flyingteapot]

That or maybe while they were thinking of what to give these nerdy gamer dudes they thought they'd give them something they'd never seen before!!1 real gurls?!

I have no idea. I. Have to wonder if everyone got this? Because I'm pretty sure I know liek. 12? 13 year olds who get EGM so ahaha.

WELL. VIDEOGAME GIRLS ARE PRETTY HOT. AND CAN GET SLUTTY ENOUGH I GUESS. That is not to say that I don't have my age on DOA turned up to 99 because I do. But y'know. Maxim. :(

[contactcomfort]

Wait...

Wut? IS YOU SERIOUS?

At least you get some validation that you, girl gamer, are ALONE in this world.

[flyingteapot]

OR THE VALIDATION THAT A LARGE PART OF EGM'S DEMOGRAPHICS WERE GAMER LESBIANS