AAAARGH!

[flying_stag]

So I went up to the Infirmary today to have my glasses checked. I got the worst news I can imagine. Apparently, I need reading glasses. Reading glasses. Seriously? I'm sixteen bloody years old, not sixty. I am not getting reading glasses. Can you imagine me, walking around with bloody glasses on a bloody chain around my neck? Not on my life

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[shabby_marauder]

I think it would be rather quaint

[flying_stag]

Quaint my arse. I'm not having reading glasses. I'm not having old person chain around my neck because I'm not old.

[shabby_marauder]

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Thank you, James, for reaffirming my inner fear that I am indeed an old man. At least my reading glasses don't have a chain (/indignant sniff)

[flying_stag]

At least you don't need glasses all the time, plus reading glasses. It's not so bad if you only need one bloody pair. That's fine. A sixteen year old (or fifteen year old) should only need one pair! Anything else is just wrong!