I wish everyone had been in my house, at approx. 8:30 last night, because you would have been witness to an amusing sight.

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Kitchen, with DOG WATER BOWL on floor. FLYAKATE is standing in the living room. Little does she know, there is a large pool of WATER on the floor next to the bowl.FLYAKATE: *walks nonchalantly into kitchen, ( Read more... )

That time again! The wonder that is the rec triad. I know you've been quivering in antici...pation. *grin* Don't lie. It's perfectly clear. So, anyway, to liven up your July days, I greatly recommend the following Rec Triad:

Book:

Someone, on some site, mentioned that they "had to read To Say Nothing of the Dog because someone had told them it ( Read more... )

8 Mile Rap-off with Looney Tunes? And now the link: 8 Carrot Mile, for great hilarity. YouTube, I love you.

Watching "Coming Home", a Without a Trace episode I've never seen before (then it's new to you!) Spoilers abound! And...

( Cut in case you don't care. Which is probably true, as it's just WaT rambles )

Because rhymester is fabulous: there is this. Did you love Disney's Sleeping Beauty? Good, now you can read it. And remember that the horse's name was Samson. *glees about*

Also, to amuse you all (especially capedcrusader92, 'cause you remember too): a cookie from a story that I've been working on since I was... way younger than now. This is a bit near the beginning. Ben ( Read more... )

OOOOOOOOOOOMG PLEASE go rent In the Name of the Rose. It is the most crackiest movie EVER. I mean, the book is weird, and it's all about monks dying horribly and heresy and stuff, but

the HATS that the cardinal-type people wear have TASSLES. All the "pope contingent" has fabulous clothes. So fabulous ( Read more... )

Home again. Totally under-sleepped, slept, whatever, (thank you, red-eye plane flight) so apologies if it sounds like I've been drinking. Am now watching Blade 2 for the second time today (other trying-to-stay-awake-until-night-time features include Bedknobs and Broomsticks and... some other things that I no longer remember. Shit). But I was ( Read more... )

Awwww, the Princess Bride is on tv on WE. Cuteness. Also, have taken She-Devil Cat* to the vet at 9am. For my troubles (hey 9am is early after going to bed at 2) I now have cuts on the back of my hand (3) and across both wrists. So, really, it looks like I very inexpertly tried to end my life. By cat. Another two scars to add to the Pete Incident ( ( Read more... )

Okay, hard to be sad when Gogol Bordello is playing. Go watch Start Wearing Purple, please. It's thoroughly bizzare and amusing. Or at least weird. And slightly sketchy. But catchy!

You're lucky you're not me; the lead singer looks so much like my college Spanish professor it scars me. Ow.

I know I've been delinquent, but here are two short things. I swear I will update more soon. Promises, promises...

*I saw a great play tonight called The Seven at the New York Theater Workshop (which, for all you Rentheads, is where RENT first got its start in 1996 before it went to Broadway). It was a Greek Tragedy about Oedipus' sons and the ( Read more... )