this is going to be awkward, but....

[fly_chickadee]

Dear F-list,
I don't really know how to tell you this, our socks don't match. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me when we skinny dipped in the bathtub and I saw you drive over the catholic priest. I'm sure you're open enough to understand that I get turned on only by garbage men. I'm returning your nose hair clippers to you, but I'll keep

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[mystik_rose]

I don't really know how to tell you this, our socks don't match. I think I realized it when you put cuffs on me when we skinny dipped in the bathtub

LOL!! OMG!! Too funny! XD