What? What? What?

[flw]

We have a "yard" of sorts, and we also have a couple of Likely-Trump-Voter neighbors across the street, and we also have a "flipper" trying to flip the house across the street. Someone has called the city and told them our yard is "full of weeds" and we have to "get rid of the weeds." That's fine. Our yard is... atrocious. I hate this sort of shit

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[sanpaku]

Your city or county probably has some kind of ordinance about the maximum length of grass or bushes or something like that.

[flw]

Yeah. I'm sure if I tidy everything up, we'll never hear about it again.

[sanpaku]

Our asshole neighbor at our old place threatened several times to call the cops over the dog barking, either outside or even inside the house. So I started looking up the laws on these things so I could see just how unlikely it was that anything would ever happen with it. It seemed that as there was some token effort to comply with the law, nothing would ever come of it. Also, I was pretty sure the cops would fall in love with the dog. Nevertheless, we solved the problem by moving. Jerks.