Hummmm I think I need something new ( Read more... )

Oh fuck my vag’s got frostbite ( Read more... )

When the wind blows the water is disturbed ( Read more... )

I hate it when books are 100x better then the movies. Only because they need more time to do the whole story. So the only thing to do is make a mini series, and when the Brits have already done that there aint no point. But when the movie takes a weird turn and is just like a part of the book that just didn’t happen it makes for a funny and good ( Read more... )

so here's a good little game for you all. or just me.. cause i'm like that ( Read more... )

great update on dumb bitch mtl action 2005

the fucker pressed charges

fucking ridiculous. I figure you’re entitled to at least one shot for all that. But apparently not.

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Aight so why didn’t anyone tell me that construction was freaking awesome. I think I’m designed for it, and they all seem to have my sense of humor. And also apparently a construction worker spending 4-5bills a night at the bar is a normal thing. This, I can get used to ( Read more... )

I used to think that finding out that the person u where supposed to be in love with is a cheating whore and that she’s been feeding you lies all this time was satisfying. Not that she’s been a lying cheating whore, just that you where right about it and smart enough to figure it out on ur own and tell to fuck off cause u don’t want to hear her ( Read more... )

I totally don’t have time to update this. Cause I obviously should be studying ( Read more... )