i had a close encounter of the squirrel kind today. i was walking to class and this big brown squirrel was chasing this little one and i wanted to be like "leave her alone, you squirrel pedophile!" but anyway, i walked by and they both just froze and stared at me with their little beady eyes. it was scary because they were both like two feet away ( Read more... )

i had a bunch of stuff i was going to say but ive forgotten all of it. i should really write stuff down.

today was spent taking math tests, getting lost, skipping class and passing out on the floor. in other words, a good day.

today started out bad, then got better, then got very bad, and now it's just ok ( Read more... )

Don’t talk of love ( Read more... )

if ever youre watching the news, and they mention that a math teacher at UH has been macheted in the spine, youll know i tried to take a math test online again. seriously, if that website kicks me off one more time, shes getting it right in the spine ( Read more... )

guess im going to work...again ( Read more... )

i finally registered for classes today...i was going to wait for orientation but screw that. I'm not getting stuck with intro to botany and construction management I. the problem is, the classes i registered for are all about ten miles apart. also, they each end at the same time the next begins. so i called the registration office to ask if i ( Read more... )

i think it's impossible to not feel like shit after breaking up with someone, even if you wanted to and it's taken three months ( Read more... )

katelyn and i went to see our old french teacher, mrs wadenpful, today. we were talking and she asked me how living in washington was going, and i heard myself say "washington's fine". so then i had to go along with it the rest of the time we were there, anyway now she thinks i live in seattle and go to UW, thus proving that i am the worst ( Read more... )

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