Patrol Four: The Major General On Wheels

[flowers_suck]

[The idea of utilizing rollerskates in battle just wouldn't leave Olivier alone. So, it isn't odd when she finds herself at the department store trying a pair on for size. Once they're purchased, she makes her way to the park.]

-Action-

Park:

[If one is going for a stroll/on their way to work in the morning, they might find Olivier pulling on the

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[unexculpable]

[Why yes, Ed is wearing a red coat! It even has that sweet Flamel insignia on the back. If she needed an identifying feature other than the red coat, there is, of course, that long blonde ponytail, too. Oh and, you know, he's pretty damn tiny. GOOD THING HE HAS THAT COAT, HUH GENERAL?

But then there is a problem. For Ed, not Oliver.

Without any sort of warning Ed is forcefully yanked backwards by said blonde ponytail and is dragged away from the swarm of other teenagers (and people who looked like teenagers, but weren't. wtf Mayfield, wtf.]

AGH! WHAT THE HELL IS -- OW THAT HURTS LET GO DAMN IT.

[flowers_suck]

[She staggers for a moment with his flailing, but grins when she manages to stay upright.]

I've got some work for you Fullmetal.

[She releases his hair and grabs the nearest lamp post to bring herself to a halt.]

[unexculpable]

[Can you blame him? YOU GRABBED HIM BY HIS HAIR. He rubs the back of his head gingerly, eyes flicking up to her in annoyance.]

What? I finished the stupid tunnel the other day what else do you want? [he's such a good insubordinate little jerk. c:

And then he notices the skates.]

Uh... [he points at them] What the hell are those?

[flowers_suck]

These, Fullmetal, are roller skates! They are faster than running. I am trying to see if they would work in battle.

[The word battle reminds her of the tunnel.]

And, that tunnel is not stupid. It will be the meeting place for the resistance. I probably need chairs and light in there. And, do you think you can fix the brakes on these things.

[She's clutching the lamp post as she lifts a foot off the ground to show him the skate on her left foot.]

at ze park I APOLOGIZE FOR ANY HORRIBLENESS Miakis is the worst person

[sting_like_a]

[Miakis is doing her morning patrol of the town when she spots Olivier. Delighted to see her BESTEST FRIEND come back from her untimely droning, the little knight approaches excitedly!!]

Major General! I didn't know you came ba...

[As she gets closer, she notices the rollerskates -- and Olivier's obvious discomfort -- and can't help but giggle a little.]

No need to apologize! But, this is a sore spot for her, sorry for Major Grumpy Pants!

[flowers_suck]

[Olivier whirls around, losing her balance in the process, but manages to find herself on the bench, not the ground.]

Sure the hell didn't want to, not that I can remember being here before.

She's used to the grumpy pants :'D

[sting_like_a]

You... don't remember?

[That's a good way to get her to stop giggling. With a dejected sigh, she joins Olivier on the bench, trying very hard not to pout.]

Well, in that case, I should introduce myself~! Miakis of the Queen's Knights of Falena, at your service! You and I were pretty good friends, before.

[This may or may not be a lie...]

Well, eventually she will be nice...lol

[flowers_suck]

[She takes that with a grain of salt. So far she has had quite a few former 'good friends', so she's leaving it up to them to prove themselves again.]

Did I leave anything behind?

Around town...

[shadowflashkick]

-He's going for a walk... and he's really not expecting anything out of the ordinary. Which he should by now, but... ignorance is bliss?...-

She would never say ignorace is bliss...

[flowers_suck]

[Olivier is quite amused by how fast the skates can get her around town, and has now put them to use familiarizing herself with the streets. Quite close to missing her turn, she spots just what she needs, a little help braking, and makes her grab for the man walking past her.]

LA LA LA CAN'T HEAR YOU

[shadowflashkick]

-Looking up, he can't help but notice the strange lady in the roller skates approaching him at... at well a pretty decent speed. Hopefully she knows how to stop on her own-- Or not. Is he supposed to help her or get out of the way...?-

XD

[flowers_suck]

[She frowns when he starts to move away at her approach, so she grabs at the the lock of hair that is still in reaching distance and tugs. Unfortunately, it doesn't work out quite as she's planned, and now they are stuck trying to untangle their limbs.]

Why'd you move?

Around Town

[putmeinstitches]

[Did someone say roller skates? Because the pair Loki is wearing (stolen from the roller rink) is his primary transportation. He's on his way home from work, and is skating along, minding his own business, when suddenly someone else on skates is grabbing him.]

What the--what the hell are you--?!

[Loki flails around, trying to grab onto something -- anything -- to prevent his fall.

He finds nothing. The pair skates a few more feet like some strange eight-limbed beast before gravity does its work. Loki will faceplant on the pavement with a yelp. Olivier may or may not follow.]

Of course all of the blame is for everyone else....-_- Oh, Olivier...

[flowers_suck]

[When she realizes that this will only end badly for them, she flails her arms in an attempt to keep her balance, but falls next to him.]

What are you trying to do, kill me?

that's ok, Loki won't take it lying down either

[putmeinstitches]

[He turns over and sits up. One of his arms is scraped up and his shirt's torn, but other than that, there's no real damage from the fall. Loki's pretty pissed, though.]

Kill you?! You're the one who came crashing into me!

XD

[flowers_suck]

[She sits up and scowls at him.]

If you hadn't flailed it would have been fine!

Around Town

[letunityblossom]

[Lithuania is just walking down the street, so when Olivier grabs him, he lets out a startled sound and stumbles backwards, grabbing for the nearest solid, nonhuman object to try and keep his balance.]

Re: Around Town

[flowers_suck]

[She grunts as they come to a stop at the side of a building.]

Good thinking!

[letunityblossom]

[Lithuania sighs a bit in relief once he's back on his feet properly. Looking over at Olivier, he notes the roller skates]

I-is this your first time with those?

[flowers_suck]

[She crosses her arms once she's steady again and nods.]

Giving them a test run. They might be useful later.