Voicemail

[flowering_mind]

"Hi! Ino speaking. I'm out at the moment so if you'd just leave a message that'd be great and I'll get back to you soon!"

"Hi, there! You've got Iris on the line, except you really don't. Leave a message and I'll probably get back to you. Unless you're bori-Rosa, shut up, I'm totally allowed to say that on my own 'I'm-not-here' message!"

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Comments

Crazy Phone Day

[likes_chicken]

" Stabbing as foreplay? Dude, that sounds unhealthy. Uhhh, not that I'd really know anything about foreplay. I'm gonna just say... stabbing is probably not fun for the person being stabbed. So they probably won't... yeah, I'm gonna be quiet now."

Re: Crazy Phone Day

[flowering_mind]

[And continued here and here!]