Birthday Fic #13: "Stealth Extraction" (Harry/Draco, PG, silly)

[florahart]

Title: Stealth Extraction
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: PG, also, rated S for Silly.
Words: 1250
A/N: This is the thirteenth of the one-a-day birthday fics (late again, dammit). Prompt from yodels, H/D...a trip to the dentist....root canal. As cracky as you want. I didn't exactly quite manage a root canal, but close enough. :D

Comments

[fourth_rose]

*giggles* Ohh, poor tortured Draco ;)

[florahart]

His life is SO HARD. :D

[amanuensis1]

I liked! I giggled! I believed it! Only, tell me, what was the anti-inflation potion supposed to be, and why'd Draco react so violently to Viktor?

[florahart]

He didn't. He reacted to Hermione's concentration being broken and therefore her control of him being. :D

Draco evidently was having some sort of inflation problem, course. Mostly, I just needed some reason why he would go to a freeaking Muggle dentist. :D

[janeaverage]

Heee! :D I love Viktor! And Hermione being a bit of a smartass. And Draco being insane :)

[florahart]

Hahahaha yes. :D Thanks.

[novembersnow]

Also, why does my lip feel as though it sticks out to my ear, and why did I just bite my tongue? Oh, God. You've deformed me, haven't you? It was a Muggle experiment gone mad. I'm hideous! Do I need to owl my solicitor? What happened to my jaw? It's sore. You've unhinged it, haven't you? Fed me horrifying experimental potions and--

*cracks up* This is fabulous--and especially enjoyable in light of my own recent dental adventures. :)

[florahart]

Heh. He's all WAH all weiiiiird and PANIC!

Glad to entertain. Dental adventures are always nonfun. :)

[merrymelody]

I like the CoS reference.

[florahart]

Hee. Two ficlets in a row, too, since the previous was Arthur/Lucius related to that same moment. :D