Time Lord Sexual Repression or How Rose Tyler Got Her Groove Back

[flopsy_cotton]

On the third day, the lord created crack!fic, and it was good fantastic.

Title: Time Lord Sexual Repression or How Rose Tyler Got Her Groove Back
Rating: You can't spell smut without an M, and this is just not cracky enough for an R anyway.
Disclaimer: These characters belong to Aunty Beeb. I just took them and bent them to my will.
Warnings:

Comments

[akasha_lilian]

‘This is ........... by the way’ He smiles to himself that the TARDIS manages to make it sound as if she’s saying ‘scottish git who can’t ever sexually satisfy me like you...’ He reminds himself to give the console an extra-hard stroke later.

The Tardis is so much love! *ggg*

*lol* Really funny perspective there, liked it! *ggg*

[badonkatonks]

Love it, love it, love it. Wonderfully witty and your delivery is perfect. Funny Who is so refreshing!

[pescivendolo]

My brain! My braaaaaain!!

[flopsy_cotton]

I can't be held responsible for any injuries your brain may have sustained. Though I take your agonised screaming as a compliment, nonetheless.

[hippiebanana132]

I can't type. I'm laughing too hard.
I'm going to be grinning about this one for days. Probably at totally inappropriate moments, too, when it would be a really bad idea to explain exactly what I'm laughing at.
Brilliant :D

[padawanpooh]

ROTFL!!!! Cracktastic ;-D