Title : Caramel Dansen
Pairing : RyoDa
Rating : PG
Genre: CRACK!
Beta by: None
The thing was to drink the whole bottle of whisky without getting more drunk than the other 2 people in there. But he didn’t know that they were like that.
That’s how everything happened.
2 days before…
“I’ve a request” Jin said one day, looking at Kamenashi and Ueda.
“What is it?” Kame asked him, curious and oblivious of the danger.
“Pi and me discovered something the other night while drinking and thought it would be nice to have a drinking contest with Uebo and Ryo-chan ~” he said enthousiastically.
“A drinking contest?” Tatsuya said while rolling his eyes. “You do know that I drink only champagne and red wine.”
“Yup of course, but I know you like whisky…” Jin grinned at him making Tatsuya want to kick him.
“Why this sudden idea?” Kame asked. He did know that his friend was not the best while drunk…
“Because we thought of a really nice dare to do and I wanna see RyoDa pair doing it” he smirked evilly at the Hime in front of him.
Right now…
“I don’t even know how they convinced you to do the bet! You know you can’t stand alcohol! You idiotic Hime!” Ryo grumbled while trying to finish his glass.
“But Jin said it will be good whisky, and you know my dad kinda forbid me to drink it… I wanted to try it again” Tatsuya said while sobbing in his drink.
“Since when Jin will give you GOOD alcohol… and more importantly, since when alcohol is good…?” Ryo slured his sentence while looking at his lover unblinkingly.
“Says the one who drinks almost every night” Tatsuya blurped at Ryo’s face “sorry”
“Disgusting!” Ryo wanted to threw up already. His lungs hurts from all the alcohol he had that night.
While these two were obviously drunk, in the other side of their table, Akame pair were not looking as drunk. Seems like they were more like enjoying seeing their friends bickering for sweet nothing.
The next day, Tatsuya and Ryo were walking to KAT-TUN’s dressing room with the ‘talk-to-me-and-you-will-die- look. Upon opening the door, Jin squeeled happily at them.
“Tat-chaaan~ Ryo-chaaaaaaan~ you two lovebirds, morning!”
“Shut up faty!” the younger one growled at him.
“How are you?” Kame asked them while Jin is whining behind him.
“I now remember why my dad forbid me to drink whisky. Thank you very much…” Tatsuya slang his bag somewhere and let himself on the sofa near Ryo.
“Now now… darlings ~ you two lost the bet “ Kazuya said while eye-ing them.
“Yup and the dare is…” Jin continued while leaning against Kame’s shoulder.
“YOU TWO HAVE TO DO THE CARAMEL DANSEN CHOREOGRAPHY AT THE NEXT PARTY!!!” Yamapi joined them and laughed evily at the losing pair.
“NO WAY!!” they yelled in unison but they knew it was futile arguing.
1 week later, they could watch the RyoDa pair doing that funny dance while wearing a cosplay costume. Tatsuya was in a maid outfit and Ryo was a samurai. They were hot but so hilarious doing that dance!
“HAHAHAHAH I KNEW IT WAS A GOOD IDEA!!!” Jin exclaimed happily while laughing hard at the couple blushing madly of embarrassement.
“I have to admit that you were right for once Jin ~ “ Kazuya said then kissed him on the cheeks.
“YOU’LL PAY FOR THAT BAKANISHI!!!” RyoDa said while doing the ridiculous choreography.
END!!
A/N: hahahah don’t mind me imma crazy xDD for those who don't know what's it like
here ~