a cop goes to a 2nd grade class room as a guest speaker and begins to end his speach with "....buckle up kids, remember... we never pull a dead man out of a seatbelt" and this little blonde girl says "...what? do you just leave them there?"
all my life i wanted to have my own act but no, no, no, no. one big world full of no's. ive never done this
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