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[flippersawhore]

So I figure all you guys are dumb  slow.

I keep seeing people actually trusting those doctors and it freaks the shit out of me.

You know they're keeping you sick, right?

No one's coming for you in Soviet Russia.  No other reason for us to be here in the frickin' middle of nowhere at the end of the world.

Whatever, it's not my problem.  You're

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[doctor_playboy]

Now that's insulting.

[flippersawhore]

*shrug* doesn't mean it's not true.

[gotyourmom]

How fortunate. A face to the name, at last.

I am your new conspiring physician. Feel free to despise me as long as you suffer through the physicals.

[flippersawhore]

Don't touch me.

[gotyourmom]

That will make the examinations difficult.

[flippersawhore]

Well good because you aren't examining me, got it?

[strngrthnuthnk]

That's not necessarily true. There are some doctors here who I'm sure you cannot trust, but then there are plenty of others who are perfectly trust-worthy.

[flippersawhore]

That's what they say when they're really the ones fucking with you.

I'm watching you, don't touch me, got it?

[strngrthnuthnk]

Not that I planned on such a thing, but even if I did I wouldn't be able to reach you easily. You are not one of my patients.

[flippersawhore]

Tch, whatever.

[commander_penis]

You are certainly cynical.

[flippersawhore]

No, I'm just realistic.

[commander_penis]

I could have sworn it was cynicism... Oh well, my bad. All these different forms of feeling and mindsets that appear the same are rather confusing sometimes.

[flippersawhore]

....you're kinda weird aren't you?

[flippersawhore]

Why should I? You're all just lying to yourselfs, but whatever. fine, I don't care.

I was just being nice.