Abuse Of My New Power!

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Last night, I complained about having to wait what I thought a whole other week for my laptop to return, but this morning, the CompUSA guy called and said it is ready to pick up.. NOW

Comments

[meig]

You only need a million dollars? That's gonna be one small electrical plant ;)

Woohoo! on the laptop!

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Well, I only need to generate power for my stereo and laptop. Oh, and maybe a fridge to keep icecubes frozen for my constant booze intake. Who cares about the natives on the island. They can fend for themselves. ;)

[bienvenida]

You don't need an electrical plant, just get a windmill! Or some gerbils running on a wheel that connect to a generator!

Oh, by the way, you jinxed yourself with this post. I hear the IRA are on the way over to audit you now. :\

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I am impervious to jinxes now. Did I tell you? This comes with my new power! In fact, from this day on, everything is going to go my way! Ha! MY WAY!

Move aside world, because I'm coming through!

[mmme]

mmmm...alcohol. Sounds like heaven :)

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Coupled with island living minus work of any kind. Yep, heaven indeed!

[flipped]

Sure thing, but I have to charge you a small fee. I'll excercise my new power for others only for money (I will need the occassional new CD while I lap up the island beach living life).

How's five bucks sound? ;)

Re: left it out

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Yeah, I suppose I do need the occassional computer and Internet access now and then.

Although, I went to the bank this morning to see if there was a huge anonymous deposit, and there wasn't. The day's not over yet though!