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[flexecutioner]

Below is a list of the top 10 reasons why I'm no longer going to wash my hands after using the bathroom.

1. It's f'ing boring

The end

Comments

[monkeyology]

Sounds like you're having a really busy summer!

A Royal Pain

[anonymous]

That's the same reason I use for not washing my ass in addition to the one that I'm unimaginably rich and don't have to.

-Queen Elizabeth II

[anonymous]

I was thinking about pants and had a desire to see a mullet so I decided to come by and say hello - hello from Rainy but not FREEZING vancouver.

[anonymous]

that was me: shallippo