Revolting Housemate news!

[fleetfooted]

In Toronto again, yay! A bunch of weird stuff has been going on and I think it deserves journaliness. I did the AIDS walk for life in E-vil shoes today and so my legs are temporarily incapacitated -- so what better time to write my LJ?

Comments

Eww...piss

[anonymous]

Why doesn't she wipe up the seat after herself. >_______< Ewww.....and when the piss dries, it's gonna stink. I don't wanna be there when that happens. As for the the cartons, maybe you can cut them up for Teh Revolting Housemate so she can use that as toilet paper. Better yet, make a single-use cardboard toilet seat attachment. :D Protect your ass from the piss molecules. Hahahah. Eww...piss...

Charlie

I want more written about me

[anonymous]

ok yeah I'm kinda attention starved. BTW I'm Asmi, one of the ppl who distracted shruti with red bras after her nice drunken high was brought down to level zero by her abimbablahblah roomate with weak eyes (I mean how do u,,,,just HOW do you miss the toilet seat like that...someone needs to potty train her)
So yeah...I kinda want a poem written about me....and not the sort of poems that you're getting nowadays shruti...something less romantic.

[mrsshane]

EWWWWWWW HOW DO YOU MISS??!!
lol. you should fight her. :P

[fleetfooted]

lol, and the strangest thing is that she totally denies that it was her, when the bathroom was pee-free before she entered it and ..uh, not, when she left it.

Your icon is so apropos. XD

[spyder_m]

*turns green*

where were these red bras btw?

[fleetfooted]

Do you really want to know, Mariney? *blinks innocently*

[spyder_m]

lol. i can never find any when i'm looking for them! *wail*

(hmm. tmi?)