Merlin doesn’t pause in yanking apart his clarinet. The bell already rang. Arthur may be Drum Major, but he only gets to tell Merlin what to do during band. Band is over for the day, and Arthur can suck it
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The smoke is still dissipating, but the figure in the middle of the conjuring circle is clearly not the beautiful, buxom witch they’ve been trying to trap for hours. Instead there’s a man, naked except for the grey ash he’s covered in, struggling slowly to his feet.
“Hello?” Stiles calls out.
The man turns his head toward them and attempts to say something, but then abruptly begins coughing. There’s really a lot of ash in the circle.
“Sorry about that!” Scott yells at him. The man continues hacking. “Just take your time.” Scott turns to Stiles and lowers his voice. “So is that a new person, or did you just turn the witch into a dude?”
“I did not-” Stiles stops and points emphatically at the guy. “I did the spell perfect, okay? That guy must have messed it up. I called for the nearest witch, and here he is
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“He,” of course, turns out to be Merlin. Not jut a random-ass hippie who’s named himself Merlin, but actually, literally Merlin.
Merlin is really pissed that they accidentally kidnapped his boyfriend. But Arthur-who turns out to be actually, literally King Arthur-talks Merlin down from all the homicidal plans that are flitting through his brain, if the look on his face is anything to go by.
“They’re just boys,” Arthur is saying. Scott is staring daggers at the side of Stiles’ face, telegraphing keep your mouth shut, Stiles, for the love of God, as clear as day
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(Btw, dudes, I am really okay with porny commentfics. Just soes you know.)
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THINGS THAT SHOULD BE ILLEGAL
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[Spoiler (click to open)]“Emrys!”
Merlin doesn’t pause in yanking apart his clarinet. The bell already rang. Arthur may be Drum Major, but he only gets to tell Merlin what to do during band. Band is over for the day, and Arthur can suck it ( ... )
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[Spoiler (click to open)]“That…was not the intended result,” Stiles says.
Scott snorts. “Yeah, no shit.”
The smoke is still dissipating, but the figure in the middle of the conjuring circle is clearly not the beautiful, buxom witch they’ve been trying to trap for hours. Instead there’s a man, naked except for the grey ash he’s covered in, struggling slowly to his feet.
“Hello?” Stiles calls out.
The man turns his head toward them and attempts to say something, but then abruptly begins coughing. There’s really a lot of ash in the circle.
“Sorry about that!” Scott yells at him. The man continues hacking. “Just take your time.” Scott turns to Stiles and lowers his voice. “So is that a new person, or did you just turn the witch into a dude?”
“I did not-” Stiles stops and points emphatically at the guy. “I did the spell perfect, okay? That guy must have messed it up. I called for the nearest witch, and here he is ( ... )
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“He,” of course, turns out to be Merlin. Not jut a random-ass hippie who’s named himself Merlin, but actually, literally Merlin.
Merlin is really pissed that they accidentally kidnapped his boyfriend. But Arthur-who turns out to be actually, literally King Arthur-talks Merlin down from all the homicidal plans that are flitting through his brain, if the look on his face is anything to go by.
“They’re just boys,” Arthur is saying. Scott is staring daggers at the side of Stiles’ face, telegraphing keep your mouth shut, Stiles, for the love of God, as clear as day ( ... )
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"Yeah, oh yeah..." *whines and braces against wall above the loo*
"Shut..the fuck...up." *each grunt punctuated by a hard thrust*
"Just like that...right there...I'm going to..." *gapsed out between little moans*
"If you...don't...shut up..." *pounds harder, grabbing the slim hips in front of him*
"Nnnnnnnnnnnnnghhh!" *comes hard*
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhh" *feels the tight heat clenching around him and comes, too*
*More panting while getting dressed again*
*leaving stall*
*washing hands*
"So..."
"So..."
*takes deep breath* "Care for burgers tonight at Hopsen's?"
*raise eyebrow* "You mean like...a date?"
*fidgets* "If you want to call it one..." *shrugs*
*nods slowly* "'k"
*nods and leaves*
*leaves, too, grinning widely. Best Valentine's ever!*
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