Sharpe: "A Boot Up the Backside: III"
Fandom: Sharpe
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Title: "A Boot Up the Backside: III"
Rating: 18
Pairing: Sharpe/Wellington
Summary: "Sharpe" PWP. Written in a moment of insanity with sharpiefan.
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sharpiefan: OK, this part's pretty much total crack. And some PWP. Sharpe managed to get his hands on a digital camera...
latin_cat: What she said. Completely spontaneous crack.
"A Boot Up the Backside: III"
Written by latin_cat and sharpiefan
A 'Rabid Fangirl' Production
Cast:
Lord Arthur Wellesley (Welly)..............................................c/o latin_cat
Captain Richard Sharpe, 95th Rifles (Sharpe).........................c/o sharpiefan
Three LJ Users…………………………………………......Themselves
A Digital Camera………….………………...............Marvin the Paranoid Android
The Desk………………………………………………………..Sir Richard Attenborough
A Carpet………………………………………………………...Dame Judy Dench
Lord Arthur's Wellingtons……………………….......Richard E. Grant
The Bed………………………...……………………………...Russell Crowe
The Mattress………………………………………………….Sir Derek Jacobi
1st Pillow………………………………………………………..Paul Bettany
2nd Pillow……………………………………………………….Dawn French
Chair…………………………………………………………......Jennifer Saunders
Camp Stool…………………………………………………….John Inman
Portmanteau……………………………………………………Rowan Atkinson
The Pink Lacey Things……………………………………John Barrowman
Oil………………………………………………………….........Alan Rickman
Squeaky Bedspring………………………………………..Kevin Spacey
Nightstand……………………………………………………..Halle Berry
Special FX (yet again) courtesy of McHare's Highland Whiskey Distillery Ltd, Perthshire.
Production script © sharpiefan and latin_cat, 2008.
N.B. "We [the Producers] wish to state that we hold no responsibility for the loss or damage of any reader’s sanity whilst on the premises - our own is in a shaky enough state as it is for us to be concerned with yours."
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(WARNING: MATURE CONTENT & M/M. Do not open cut unless you're at least 18.)
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Title: "A Boot Up the Backside: III"
Rating: 18
Pairing: Sharpe/Wellington
Summary: "Sharpe" PWP. Written in a moment of insanity with sharpiefan.
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sharpiefan: OK, this part's pretty much total crack. And some PWP. Sharpe managed to get his hands on a digital camera...
latin_cat: What she said. Completely spontaneous crack.
"A Boot Up the Backside: III"
Written by latin_cat and sharpiefan
A 'Rabid Fangirl' Production
Cast:
Lord Arthur Wellesley (Welly)..............................................c/o latin_cat
Captain Richard Sharpe, 95th Rifles (Sharpe).........................c/o sharpiefan
Three LJ Users…………………………………………......Themselves
A Digital Camera………….………………...............Marvin the Paranoid Android
The Desk………………………………………………………..Sir Richard Attenborough
A Carpet………………………………………………………...Dame Judy Dench
Lord Arthur's Wellingtons……………………….......Richard E. Grant
The Bed………………………...……………………………...Russell Crowe
The Mattress………………………………………………….Sir Derek Jacobi
1st Pillow………………………………………………………..Paul Bettany
2nd Pillow……………………………………………………….Dawn French
Chair…………………………………………………………......Jennifer Saunders
Camp Stool…………………………………………………….John Inman
Portmanteau……………………………………………………Rowan Atkinson
The Pink Lacey Things……………………………………John Barrowman
Oil………………………………………………………….........Alan Rickman
Squeaky Bedspring………………………………………..Kevin Spacey
Nightstand……………………………………………………..Halle Berry
Special FX (yet again) courtesy of McHare's Highland Whiskey Distillery Ltd, Perthshire.
Production script © sharpiefan and latin_cat, 2008.
N.B. "We [the Producers] wish to state that we hold no responsibility for the loss or damage of any reader’s sanity whilst on the premises - our own is in a shaky enough state as it is for us to be concerned with yours."
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(WARNING: MATURE CONTENT & M/M. Do not open cut unless you're at least 18.)
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Read more