Right now, it hurts to be left handed.

"I sat pressed against the unlocked door, miserable. It was my secret hope that the door would fly open on the highway and I would tumble from the car, rolling onto the highway where I would be crushed beneath the tired of the Barstow onion truck behind us. Then my father would be sorry he wouldn't let me have the coffee table."

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DESPERADO

Tonight, I got a cock ring in the quarter machines at the Chinese restaurant.

That's almost as disturbing as the fact that I'm wearing it right now.

Myspace really does reconnect you with old friends.

I just got a friend request from my best friend in elementary school.

Leave it to the black person the be bitching about racism and how she's still convinced that it exists in the world.

Fuck, the only reason it still DOES exist is because people like you won't shut the fuck up about it.

I decided to read an old friend's journal today and her most recent entry was this...

"Does anyone else notice that the more time they spend with people, the more they feel alone? And the time they voluntarily spend alone is some of their most fulfilling time?"

Cause that entry totally wasn't speaking to me.

I just want you two to understand it

I cried the whole way here. I'm not saying where I am, but I'm not in Hannibal. I'm a wreck in new car clothing. I don't know when I'll be back ( Read more... )

I love CDs with samplers in them and I'm two for five.

You all sound the same and it makes me sick. Everything you write is the same as the entry before that and the one before that and the one before that. All these realizations that you come to are the same ones you came to a week ago, only to come to a completely different realization a few days later that contradicted the last one ( Read more... )