SCORPIONS!!!!!!!!

[flavahfull]

I feel unbelievably beyond comprehensibility guilty because last night, Yogi was squealing and I was trying to sleep so I told her to shut the fuck up...Now I sort of know what it must feel like when a parent beats their child. Although...I really don't want/like kids so that analogy kind of went straight down the fallopian tubes of life.

Comments

[rellesnops]

I really wish I could audition with you for Wizard of Oz because I love you, but I can't because during the shows I'll be gone for half of them. It totally stinks. But I do agree with you about Katie getting Dorothy because she WOULD be, actually, amazing. So, I love you and we really do need to go make fun of more plays becuase it's just way too much fun. See ya!
-J.

[maisjelaime]

I agree - katie would be AMAZING!

[watwoodjiminydo]

i think scorpions are way kool. i molested a scorpion once but it stung me, and it hurt. i dont think that that the scorpion liked being molested very much. that scorpion was a goddamn asshole, i shoulda killed that fucker... u kno wat, im gonaa find that piece of shit and murder him. god i dont like scorpions anymore... it took this comment for me to realize that. FUCKING SCORPIONS I WILL END ALL OF YOUR GOOD-FOR-NOTHING LIVES!!! THE MINUTE I SEE U, IT WILL BE DEATH. DEATH TO ALL SCORPIONS!!!!.... im glad scorpions cant read, because if they could, they would be on gaurd, and they might kill me in my sleep or sumthin.... assholes. in other news, i aint gonna be like, able to start the book with u next weeknd cuz i hav jst found out that i am buisy again... and it sux. ok bye