Ficlet of Fail
Okay, um, so the prompt for this came from runenklinge's Valentine prompt post over on piper_trickster but what came to mind was... well....
Astute observers will note that I actually did this to my husband XD
This is dedicated to axolotl_lan, whose mind is full of crack, whose internet is full of suck, and who's not having a good weekend.
Title: none, because, well, really.....
Author: Alan Smithee :3
Characters: Pied Piper, Captain Boomerang
Rating: may cause nausea
Summary: made of crack and fail.
"Piper? Phone for you."
"Sure thing," Piper said. He took the handset and broke into a wide grin when he heard the voice at the other end cry "Yew bloody bastard!"
"Hi, Digger! How's your day going?"
"Yew miserable piece of Abbo-rejected offal!" Piper doubled over laughing. "I oughtter kill yer fer this!"
"Awwwwwww, don't you like it? I thought you'd like it!" Piper beamed.
"It's PINK!!! It's worse than pink, it's PINK!!!!" Piper had to sit down, he was laughing so hard. "You've turned me laptop into a Barbie showcase! I'm gettin' cease an' desist letters from Mattel!"
"Awwwww, I thought it was pretty," Piper laughed, "It took me ages to draw the wallpaper..."
"Bullshit, you ripped a panel off of Girl Genius."
"And then I had to find just the right window and icon themes..."
"The words 'heart attack' were never more appropriate."
"So what's not to like?" whined Piper, who'd been hoping for a reaction like this.
"What's not to like is the log-in song! Owen's heard it an' now the little blighter won't stop singin' it!" Piper reached for a kleenex to wipe his eyes. "Don't think I'm not avengin' meself on yew when you get home," Digger grinned, "You've got me tyke singin' the Partridge Family, that's a hangin' offense, that is. Y'just wait'll yew get home, mister!"
Piper gasped for breath, his cheeks hurting from laughing so hard. "So, you liked it?"
"Aye, s'a good laugh. Thanks, Koala."
"You're welcome, Georgie. Happy Valentine's day."
Astute observers will note that I actually did this to my husband XD
This is dedicated to axolotl_lan, whose mind is full of crack, whose internet is full of suck, and who's not having a good weekend.
Title: none, because, well, really.....
Author: Alan Smithee :3
Characters: Pied Piper, Captain Boomerang
Rating: may cause nausea
Summary: made of crack and fail.
"Piper? Phone for you."
"Sure thing," Piper said. He took the handset and broke into a wide grin when he heard the voice at the other end cry "Yew bloody bastard!"
"Hi, Digger! How's your day going?"
"Yew miserable piece of Abbo-rejected offal!" Piper doubled over laughing. "I oughtter kill yer fer this!"
"Awwwwwww, don't you like it? I thought you'd like it!" Piper beamed.
"It's PINK!!! It's worse than pink, it's PINK!!!!" Piper had to sit down, he was laughing so hard. "You've turned me laptop into a Barbie showcase! I'm gettin' cease an' desist letters from Mattel!"
"Awwwww, I thought it was pretty," Piper laughed, "It took me ages to draw the wallpaper..."
"Bullshit, you ripped a panel off of Girl Genius."
"And then I had to find just the right window and icon themes..."
"The words 'heart attack' were never more appropriate."
"So what's not to like?" whined Piper, who'd been hoping for a reaction like this.
"What's not to like is the log-in song! Owen's heard it an' now the little blighter won't stop singin' it!" Piper reached for a kleenex to wipe his eyes. "Don't think I'm not avengin' meself on yew when you get home," Digger grinned, "You've got me tyke singin' the Partridge Family, that's a hangin' offense, that is. Y'just wait'll yew get home, mister!"
Piper gasped for breath, his cheeks hurting from laughing so hard. "So, you liked it?"
"Aye, s'a good laugh. Thanks, Koala."
"You're welcome, Georgie. Happy Valentine's day."