FEED ME, SEYMOUR

[flammablehat]

Sooooooooo.

Does anyone happen to have recs for, or would anyone be interested in writing, a story where Merlin decks Arthur?

Please?

I need to see it. I can't get it out of my head. Merlin clocking Arthur. Right in the mouth. And then there is the sex. Or not. IDC. 100 word drabble or master-epic novella length - I just. I need to

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[flammablehat]

Man, you know I've read both of those so many times. *high-fives* SO GOOD omfg.

I don't mind the Arthur hitting - it's delicious too, but what I'm really fixating on at the moment is a kind of half-cooked mental picture of Merlin losing his temper (justified or not, either way) and surprising the hell out of Arthur with a really solid right (or left) hook. I think I kink on Arthur hitting Merlin when it's capitalizing upon the Arthur-being-stronger-than-Merlin...thing, but I'm kind of craving the inverse at the moment - like a reminder that Merlin's not a complete pushover and Arthur being kind of shocked by that himself. Especially if Arthur maybe kind of deserves it. I just need more scrappy!stubborn!Merlin in my life! Bloody knuckles and black eyes and nnnnghh.

[flammablehat]

Ditto yo. IRL not so much, but in fic? There can never be enough fighting or hate!sex or angry!sex or angry!fighting!hate!sex.

Boxing and UFC and MMA all kind of miss the mark because they lack the element of the sudden 'flare up,' I think. That's where hockey is so fucking awesome for fights. There's a lawless kind of spontaneity to it that's exciting and delicious.

...Ever considered writing a hockey AU? :D

[flammablehat]

*sideeye*

[itachitachi]

I read the first bit and was like, decking? what does she mean by that? is it... some obscure kink I've never heard of?? and then I got to the rest and I was like OH WELL OBVIOUSLY. I am a little disappointed now that decking is not an obscure sexual act, though. Like docking. Or something. /o\

[flammablehat]

HAHA I didn't think of it that way. I just love the way it sounds to say 'deck' in place of punch or hit or what have you. Idk. Deck. Deck deck deck. I especially like it as a threat, like 'keep talking shit and I'ma deck you, I swear to God.' XD

It could be an obscure sex act, if you wanted. *eyebrows* Maybe it's the sex you have on the deck of a boat. All wobbly and wavy and challenging. Or on the backyard deck. Suburban voyeurism sex! Orrr... parking deck? XDDD Urban voyeurism sex! /silly

[mizufae]

obvs, decking is fucking someone out one's back window so their body extends over the backyard and they're suspended by sexybits and the window sash.

[flammablehat]

Submitting it to urbandictionary.com right now.