OMG!!!

[flaming_redhead]

Guys...I have an issue. I mean, it's a major issue...at least I think it is. To me it is. Kind of. Well, not really major but could be and it's just a bit of something that I'd like to share.

I think....

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[plieonthis]

[plieonthis]

Hey, that'll make me lose tips!

[flaming_redhead]

I'll share mine. It'll keep people at the bar and they'll order more. I'm good at convincing them they want that last drink.

[plieonthis]

Awesome. I could do with a little less groping, anyway. My crotch not for sale.

[flaming_redhead]

Sucks huge. Looks like you're going to need some free drinks tonight.

[plieonthis]

No water, I know you guys do it for the customers. Just not me.

[flaming_redhead]

You'll get stuff from my secret stash.

[plieonthis]

Great. I'll have a Cosmo and Irish Coffee.

[flaming_redhead]

You like little bitch drinks? I'd have never thought of that. Well...I guess I could make you one. I will laugh at you while you're drinking it.

[plieonthis]

You mean that you won't have Irish Coffee with me so we may moan about our life situations together? I'm hurt.