To-Do List #1

[flaming_mustang]

#1. Feed Sparky
#2. Get a new coffee machine for the teacher's lounge. Can't survive mornings without it.
#3. Make sure Gilbert is safely in his room and is not traumatizing small children. Use force if necessary.
#4. Make sure Edward Elric the shrimp is in detention for the rest of the year.
#5. Triple lock the chemistry labs so Kamina cannot get in.
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Comments

{Private}

[yuuganahigeki]

-relieved to not be a part of that list-

Re: {Private}

[flaming_mustang]

[ooc: Does he want to be? xD]

[preussen_ore]

Jeez, Colonel. You could just knock to check again. I mean, think of my roommate. He'll be so scarred. What if he sees you melting the lock? It'll ruin his perception of you forever!

[flaming_mustang]

Because you'd really answer like a good little boy. I'm almost positive you'd record your voice on a tape player and leave it playing to make me think you're still in there. Hence the obsessive checking.

As for your roommate, I will have a little... chat with him. If he isn't afraid of me already, he will be when he gets Chemistry, so I'm just cutting out the middleman.

Besides, a little fear never hurt anyone. Heh.

[preussen_ore]

You sure have a lot of time on your hands, Colonel~ You're so lucky. XD

Can't agree with you more. Lookit that, Colonel. We're one step closer to being brain twins! You should be honored!

[flaming_mustang]

Free time is relative to the importance of the work being ignored. You seem to have way too much time on your hands to plot about pranks, so therefore I have no choice but to waste my precious free time taking care of you. Or rather, protecting others from you.

. . . I'm thrilled.

[lookatmyelicia]

Sounds like you have quite a bit to do, Roy. I'd be more than happy to help you if you'd come visit my house more often.

FYI, big dogs such as Sparky should be eating twice a day, just make sure you walk her or she'll leave you presents....I spent a week on the couch when Gracia found gifts in the bedroom.

[flaming_mustang]

No no. That's gracious but... while Gracia and Elysia are wonderfully loving people, your house is the center of unholy amounts of pictures and I do not wish to spend a week and a day there staring at pictures of your trip to the Caribbeans.

Tch. Figures. Unlike you, I do keep up with the habit of going for a run every morning. Sparky gets plenty of exercise, but she's always begging for food.

. . . You gave her dinner scraps, didn't you?

[lookatmyelicia]

You know, for a best friend, you are certainly blunt sometimes. Are you trying to say that you don't love my daughter and wife?

...Didn't I tell you I had to sleep on the couch for a week?

[flaming_mustang]

No, I don't like your pictures. There's a difference. Don't start crying on me.

Yes. That still doesn't explain why she's always hungry.

[lime_water]

I see Beilschmidt's giving you trouble again.

[flaming_mustang]

Would you like to babysit him for a change?

[lime_water]

I'm already babysitting Kamina for you. Remember? Imagine if you had to take care of both of them.

[flaming_mustang]

Are you sure you can't use your womanly charms on him and get him to behave for just one day?

At this rate I'm going to overdose myself on headache medication.

[captainmanly]

Isn't three locks a bit excessive?

[flaming_mustang]

This child should not be allowed out in public.

[captainmanly]

What did I do?! I just asked a question!

[flaming_mustang]

Avoid Gilbert and I may spare you a detention or two.