More work funnies
- A woman comes in, obviously not all there in the head as she's yelling random things that make no sense. But as soon as she walks through the doors she stops and yells, "No I will not go down on you! I will not go down on anyone! But if you wanna go down on me...I accept donations." *snorts* I love my job.
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Mmm... I have a story to share about the mass populace. This happened to me a few days ago. A woman walked in the grocery store and asked a cashier where the restroom was. The cashier responds that it was located in aisle one. The customer walked away and headed toward me. I work in the store office.
"Do you guys have a restroom? Because I asked the cashier and she said 'I'll won.' What does that mean, 'I'll won?'"
Me: "It means there are twenty aisles and the restrooms are located on the first one."
Her: Where is that?
Me: They are numbered. (I point to my left.)
*Lady's head looking to the right* That way?
Me: No. That's aisle fifteen. Go past the produce and you will find it.
She huffed away and there was still a really confused expression on her face. I found out a few hours later she went past the produce, missed the giant sign that said "restroom" and had to ask the deli people.
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Take the offer for a makeover as a compliment - especially if it's for a contest. They usually want to transform someone they already think is pretty into someone even prettier (if not downright beautiful).
Besides, the gay guy just confirmed it. :)
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