my name is richie cunningham, and this is my lovely wife...oprah.

[flametal]

Oprah Winfrey is a fat, sensationalist bitch. I hope she dies a slow and painful death. More details when they arrive.

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[redmouse27]

This is my man, Number Two. For thirty years, Number Two has worked at Virtucon...

[flametal]

Haha...well at least you took the "subject" and went with it.

Tom Cruise is so much worse

[joyful_child]

When we're 87 years old, (actually when you're 87 and i'm 86) you will be the crazy old bum on the corner mumbling to yourself with occasional loud outbursts about government and social conspiracies.

I will be the lady in the park barking at children who walk to close too her pigeons.