Sarcasm. Apology.

[flambeau]

I can't decide if I want to be cool, shallow, and trendy, with the porn and the pretty boys kissing, or if I want to be more granola-earnest, respectful, and statistically accurate. I mean, clearly, it's a hard choice. On the one side, smutty fun, on the other - well, eliade brings the funnyYes, it's back again in the kerfuffle parade: the notion that

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[thebratqueen]

Wait - wait - wait. You mean I don't have to write slash with a full eye to Art, Socio-Economic Realism and The Gay Rights Movement?

Crap. There's that story down the drain.

(Although admittedly now I want to use that as a title)

[flambeau]

Oh, please do! Great title. Just keep an eye on that false advertising thing. ;)

I was going to celebrate my artistic freedom by writing a bit of smut with no redeeming granola value, but that link msmanna showed me about the average numbers of anal contractions men experience during orgasm is still haunting me.

[ramblinround]

Ewww.

But, um. Was it a lot?

[flambeau]

Hee! Go forth and research! A text that talks about the convenience of anal probes is always worth reading.

[elynross]

To me, you will always be cool and trendy. Or something. And hey! *g* I'm home. tzikeh told me to tell you to come chat with us, because she wants to smooch you...