lots of word vomiting: the return of gossip girl!

[fivewhatfive]

So, I finally (more or less) caught up with Gossip Girl. I still haven't watched 4.06 because I start cringing whenever Jenny is on screen. Why would they go and ruin my ability to hate Jenny Humphrey by having everyone hate on her for something they have no right to? WHY? I WANT TO HATE HER IN PEACE, MOTHERFUCKERS

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[adventurepants]

Oh, I WISH I could take credit for that, I'm not actually that funny. My friend Jess said that to me and I repeated it.

Nate and Serena's peace treaty was my favorite YOU KNOW HOW I LOVE IT WHEN THEY TRY TO MAKE PLANS TOGETHER. You know who should never make a plan? Dan Humphrey. Doesn't he know by now that he's out of his league?

You know what also was great? When they kicked Juliet out of Columbia on no one's authority but their very own. THEY'RE SUCH BULLIES AND I LOVE IT. I don't know what that says about me that I love it, but they should kick people out of things forever.

Also what were with those weird green macaroons.

[fivewhatfive]

WELL NOW WE ALREADY STARTED BUILDING YOUR MONUMENT (the inscription will read: "Look at Kristen's face.")

I DIED. SIGN THIS TREATY OR WE WON'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE. Why can't Serena spend more time making plans with Nate instead of... boys. Nate's faces were hilarious.

I think they were a metaphor for how obviously not tasty Chuck is. Hopefully Blair will end this season knowing that the best part of the muffin is the top.

[adventurepants]

Well it's not like I'm going to say no to a monument. I did save a whole kingdom in Fable III, so. I'm not without merit, is all I'm saying.

OR WE WON'T BE FRIENDS ANYMORE. NATE. DA;FLDJS.