If you have read this post by some ridiculous pirate loser who does not take my Evil seriously, you may have wondered (for about 2 seconds) who's Mary? what ridiculous thing?
WHY IS SHIRLEY MANSON CAVORTING WITH CANNIBALISTIC HOBBITS? Not that I should ever question her supremely wise life choices as god of the universe; I am just a little confused, because cannibalistic hobbits.
WHY DO I KEEP READING 'UNWORTHY' IF I KNOW THAT'S NOT WHAT IT SAYS?
ARE YOU COOL IF YOU KEEP THE HAT AND I GET THE REST OF HER? (okay, now I sound like a casual cannibal. PERHAPS I UNDERSTAND WHAT HER SHIRLEYNESS WAS TRYING TO SAY, AFTER ALL.)
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*holds your hand*
*grabs it again after you inform me you need that hand to write*
*explains self to officers*
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JEN, RUSSIANS. RIDICULOUSNESS. R!
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I'm frankly disappointed in his spy ways. Chuck of all people would know the "s" in spy is for "sex", not "sorry honey, I have a headache."
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In other news: lol Russian!Blair Bear <3
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oh and I WANT BLAIR'S HAT. MY GOD. ITS LIKE THEY'RE READING FANDOM'S THOUGHTS OR SOMETHING.
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ARE YOU COOL IF YOU KEEP THE HAT AND I GET THE REST OF HER? (okay, now I sound like a casual cannibal. PERHAPS I UNDERSTAND WHAT HER SHIRLEYNESS WAS TRYING TO SAY, AFTER ALL.)
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