fic: "my female trouble II" [gossip girl rpf, blake/leighton]

[fivewhatfive]

Title: my female trouble II
Author: fivewhatfive
Fandom: Gossip Girl RPF (blink-and-you-miss-it: HSM RPF, Scrubs)
Pairing: Blake Lively/Leighton Meester
Rating: PG-13/Light R
Word count: ~6600
Disclaimer: This is a work of fiction based on real people I don't know and have never met.
Notes: Look mom, it's a medical AU! Written for pirateygoodness over at femslash09. Thanks to it_was_enough for

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[fivewhatfive]

LOLLL. I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT AFTER MY "BRB NEVER!" It would've been done sooner, but then my mom started puking. PARENTS, UGH.

[fivewhatfive]

It wasn't a clue, I just thought you'd find it suspicious. "HOW ODD, I DON'T HAVE A STORY. LOOK AT MARY ONLINE, SUDDENLY DISAPPEARING AS SOON AS I SIGN IN."

Between NOT LETTING YOU KNOW THIS and NOT LETTING JEN KNOW ABOUT YOU, I'm officially a spy. AND YOU SPIED ON ME FOR SOMEONE ELSE, TRAITOR.

[siviusx]

Dear Mare:

I LOVE THIS SO HARD.

Why are you so brilliant? [And not more prolific?]

Just, omg. Your RPF is better than anything. It's like a sugar coma that still feels legitimate somehow. I want to inject it intravenously and revel in it for about 12 hours until I realize that I haven't eaten anything all day and may pass out for real soon.

♥

[fivewhatfive]

FANDOM UNICORN, LOLLL. You stop leading people away to UNICORN LAND, woman.

I'm not brilliant, I'm slow as fuck. BUT, sugar coma may or may not be in the shiny hall of most amusing things people have said about fic lololol.

[siviusx]

I'm not leading anyone ANYWHERE! Geez.

You're fucking amazing when you get off your ass and complete, was my basic point. Nowhere did I say you weren't slow as fuck, because that would make me a liar. I'm quite happy just being a hypocrite, dude. ♥

[fivewhatfive]

THEY DO, I READ A STORY SOMEWHERE. I WONDER WHERE.

[heart1e55m00mba]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Gossip Girl RPF Scrubs AU FTW!

[fivewhatfive]

Thanks! I wish I'd included the janitor more lololol

[adventurepants]

OMG WHAT EVEN. THIS IS SO AWESOME.

I can't get over it, like, beyond the obvious awesome of Gay Dr. Blake and her new Crazy Girlfriend, there is PENN (I am recently in straight-love with Penn, idek), and ADORABLE NURSE CHACE, and ASHLEY BEING RIDICULOUS AND INCOMPETENT AND DOING IT WITH VANESSA IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET.

You are neat.

[fivewhatfive]

LOL THANKS. I used to dislike Penn but now I just find him hilarious.

and ASHLEY BEING RIDICULOUS AND INCOMPETENT AND DOING IT WITH VANESSA IN THE SUPPLY CLOSET.

WELL, IT WAS WRITTEN FOR JANE, AFTER ALL.

[adventurepants]

I used to dislike him too, and then this friend of mine made me love him? But I still hate Dan. I have my principles.

[fivewhatfive]

Oh yeah, Dan just needs to DIAF, preferably using his crap stories to feed the flames lol.