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fivewhatfive

Newsflash: Writing Actually Kills Brain Cells

Jan 11, 2009 02:02

Oh, motherpoo. I have that ridiculous writer's block bug where you start writing a little and then you freeze, then you start writing a little and then you freeze, and then someone has to stick a thermometer up a cat's anus (I don't know, I guess Jack Donaghy spoke through me ( Read more... )

my suckage, random, hazel for queen!, kelly clarkson

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bartzina13 January 11 2009, 06:00:10 UTC

And then you say 'cat anus' five more times because you can, and toy with the idea of using this to do your fic, and then you go to Write or Die and end up with a sign reading, 'I WROTE 200 WORDS IN 637 MINUTES!' and then you write it all in the last ten minutes. I feel for you bb. *hugs*

fivewhatfive January 11 2009, 06:15:31 UTC

It's making me nervous. Last time, when I stopped living for a week, I at least knew what I wanted to write.

and,

OH MY GOD THIS DRABBLE THING. I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU. OH GOD. *DIES LAUGHING* IT SEEMS TO THINK I SHOULD WRITE ABOUT LEIGHTON ~GINGERLY~ TRIPPING AND BECOMING A MAN AFTER EATING A WET CAKE. GO, AMSTERDAM.

"I didn't leave you any cake," Blake said. "I got you a whip. It must have been that hilarious man who lives nearby. He acts a little seductively, ever since he squeezed a pen."

BRB DYING.

One more. I died fivewhatfive January 11 2009, 06:31:47 UTC

Leighton and Blake ( ... )

Re: One more. I died bartzina13 January 11 2009, 07:07:52 UTC

Don't know what to write, too many choices? Or don't know, no inspiration? AND OHMYLOLS, THAT THING IS SO RIDICULOUS, ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU FEED IT THE PORNIEST WORDS YOU CAN COME UP WITH NO, REALLY.

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wickedchaos January 11 2009, 06:32:51 UTC

Oh no Kelly. Really? First the photoshop from hell now this.

But word about Hazel, no one knows about her inner pain. She hurts, people.

fivewhatfive January 11 2009, 06:35:07 UTC

And it was so cute because she joked about the photoshopping, then went and talked about Twilight. My heart cried.

wickedchaos January 11 2009, 06:45:48 UTC

Oh she actually acknowledged that hot mess? Okay she has gained back a few awesome points for that. But an Edward? Egh.
It is like when Haley Williams came out and said she was a huge Twilight fan. I mean why would you even? I have to admit though, 'Decode' is a nice song even if it is tainted.

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fivewhatfive January 11 2009, 18:12:40 UTC

Honestly, who the hell thought this was a good idea. Oh, Kelly.

twinkle_lightss January 11 2009, 21:34:06 UTC

The Partridge Family. :)

madcap_shiny January 11 2009, 19:43:33 UTC

AHH SPIDERS. I can't ever make myself kill them, so instead I stand on a chair and scream and scream and then my mother comes to squish and I wail, "NO HOW CAN YOU BE SO HEARTLESS TAKE IT OUTSIDE" and she wonders how it is that I even exist.

fivewhatfive January 11 2009, 20:00:48 UTC

BUT IT'LL JUST COME BACK INSIDE. I'm usually cool with spiders, if they're respectful and not too freaky. Now, cockroaches... whole different story.

madcap_shiny January 11 2009, 20:10:23 UTC

I have never actually encountered a cockroach in my life, thank God, and I fear the ensuing massacre if I ever do.